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Logical shopping

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six. A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife … Continue reading

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Odeboyz Goes Shopping

13:21 13:21 13:21 It’s 13 minutes and 21 seconds: It’s the Odeboyz weekly shop PB* It’s climbing Everest without oxygen It’s rowing the Atlantic single- handedly It’s stunning. It’s beyond belief. It’s 100% Kosher. It’s a no tweaking, no fine- … Continue reading

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Arses and Shorts

Shorts for the summertime Tennis, dancing, lusting- Poseurs of every kind- Crutch, knee and buttock shorts- Polka-dot, flowery and rainbow shorts- Lycra tight shorts Advertising on cycle shorts- (Who’d have believed it? Advertising on arses!). Arses of every kind Grab … Continue reading

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