Holier than thou! Foodie superiority

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Book Review: Andrew Cartmel ~ The Vinyl Detective: written in dead wax (2016)

Two things need to be noted up front. (1) I’m a very longstanding jazz fan and (2) I adore quirky novels, which destroy customary formula. There isn’t a maverick Detective Inspector anywhere in this novel. In fact, there are no police officers of any kind. Nonetheless it is thrilling thriller.

*Vinyl* is what LPs looked like before cds and cassettes and streaming. Geek purists cannot believe that anyone could prefer convenience over the excitement of a vinyl record. And they attract flocks of collectors who push up prices to eye-watering levels. The *Vinyl Detective* spends his time hunting through car boot sales, jumble sales, charity shops and second-hand record fairs: and on-line sites. He then sells them on. The story is about a mysterious (lucrative) commission to source an ultra-specific record from an obscure 1950s Californian record label. A record label that produced just 14 records in one year before folding and disappearing into oblivion.

Needless to relate this triggers mayhem in London and LA. A wonderful story based on jazz records and artists. Lots of technical detail, which adds to the geeky joy of the novel. Anyone who loves a really good read will love it. Warmly recommended

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Black Lives Matter: Muhammad Ali refuses to go to war, March 1967

“Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go ten thousand miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights?

No, I am not going ten thousand miles from home to help murder and burn another poor nation simply to continue the domination of white slave masters of the darker people the world over. This is the day when such evils must come to an end. I have been warned that to take such a stand would put my prestige in jeopardy and could cause me to lose millions of dollars which should accrue to me as the champion.

But I have said it once and I will say it again. The real enemy of my people is right here.

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Can it be true? Oh, Yes.

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Why Jim didn’t get married

Jim explained, “In my youth I stepped on Sarah’s scarf nearly choking her.” She shouted at me like a wounded animal. “Bloody Hell. Are you blind or something?”

Jim said he started stammering and apologising like mad being mortified.

Then Sarah looked at him with a sweet look and smiled. “Oh! I’m sorry for over-reacting. I thought you were my husband.”

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Trump goes to war

Sadly there will be more, before it ends…That’s the way it is. Trump 1st March 2026
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Britain’s Two-tier Justice

The 53-year-old [retired banker] travelled from near his £2million home in Orpington to London Bridge before continuing to his Canary Wharf office…. 

He [the judge] described the fraud as ‘discreet’, committed against a large private company rather than an individual, and said Molloy had a distinguished career and was a devoted father active in his church and community….

He [the judge] branded the offending ‘persistent and serious’ and said its sophistication merited jail but suspended the sentence due to strong mitigation. 

Source: HSBC banker dodged £5,900 in train fares using ‘doughnutting’ ticket scam on journeys from £2m home

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Gambling and the Stock Market

Introduction

Many managers are little better than gamblers who are adept at strutting their stuff convincingly and looting their companies. Sometimes they get lucky and add value, but many destroy shareholder investments. The history of the FTSE is littered with expensive ego trips, which went wrong. Defending yourself against cowboys in the FTSE isn’t hard: don’t buy into a story of managerial genius. Like all gamblers, some hit the big time with investors making mega-returns. Every gambler knows massive returns can’t be relied on. Gamblers love the buzz, otherwise they’d put their money into a savings account. Investors should know their risk tolerance level before investing. If you will be heartbroken losing 20% on your investments, the Stock Market isn’t for you.

Discussion

Amazon was floated on the US Stock Market on 15th May 1995, claiming to be the “earth’s biggest bookstore”.1 This was the first internet bookshop and investors gambled on a successful innovation. They’ve had a massive reward. Those unlikely investors – who also kept their stock – have seen their investment grow by 187,849%.2

Steve Whitely, a naked and unashamed gambler,3 won £1.45m for a £2 six-horse accumulator on 8th March 2011 at Exeter Racecourse. Gamblers like Steve believe and act on their beliefs. Gamblers have the courage of their convictions. They accept the ‘slings and arrows of outrageous fortune’ as Shakespeare put it in Hamlet. And, of course, Steve could only lose £2, which probably didn’t matter too much to him.

Fred Goodwin, an unwitting gambler, was a ‘Master of the Universe’ running RBS Bank Group. He bankrupted the company with the disastrous merger with AMB Amro in 2007.
“The impact of a dominant leader/ego on the takeover process (the deal was driven more by managerial motives rather than genuine strategic motives),” (my emphasis)
another commentator said,
“….buying ABN Amro at the wrong price and the wrong time, disastrous though that was. Rather, this bid was just one of a whole series of bad boardroom decisions, which taken together point to substantive failures of board effectiveness at RBS.”5

Vodafone was unstoppable in 1999. Mobile (cell) phones were the future and investing in tech companies looked like a one-way bet. Vodafone’s managers paid £112bn for Germany’s Mannesmann in 2000. The new company was ‘worth’ £228bn. By December 2025 that became £22.6bn. Taking inflation into consideration the destruction of shareholder value is95%.4

Vodafone’s management convinced themselves that they were shrewd, hard-headed managers. They extrapolated past performance thinking it predicted the future. It can’t. As any fool knows.

Business Schools teaching MBAs across the world use the RBS and Vodafone merger decisions as prime examples of what not to do.

The world’s stock markets collapsed on Monday 19th October 1987. The US Dow Jones fell 22.61% and the FTSE fell 26.45%. Anyone investing on Friday 16th October lost between a fifth and a quarter of their money over the weekend. No-one knew that Iran would attack Kuwaiti oil tankers.6 The world’s stockbrokers  stampeded for the door. Their collective ‘wisdom’ was panic. They forgot desperate sellers don’t have any bargaining power. Black Monday was born.

If they’d known economic history they’d have bought shares. It’s counter-intuitive but has a long history from the Rothschild family in the early 19th century. Their dictum was, “Buy when the guns start firing.” This disposes of the credibility of stockbroker peer group wisdom.

2020 provided another insight into stockbroker behaviour when Covid-19 struck.7 The Dow Jones fell 12.93%  on the 16th March and rose by 11.37% on the 24th March. Think what a stunning increase of your wealth if you had invested on the 16th: 11%+ in eight days. Investors can’t time investment days to maximise profits. Investors need luck. Or they can try to even things out by making programmed investments. This normally means investing on a monthly or quarterly basis.

An investor’s life is bi-polar. Their working lives oscillate between suicidal pessimism and delusional optimism. They are gamblers.

Most investors don’t appreciate they are investing in the luck of gamblers.

Addendum: Israel-USA attack on Iran 28th February 2026

Investors can get caught out by externalities like an unexpected war (see footnote 6). Situation-specific wars can offer investment opportunities. The chokehold that exists in the Gulf region is a very good argument to pivot away from fossil fuel dependency. Obviously vested interests will try to prevent this from happening. The oil companies would be left with trillions of dollars of stranded assets – refineries, oil wells, tankers, pipelines, petrol stations and so on – but the geopolitical strategic arguments might win. Renewables can’t be left to individual decision-making there has to be political leadership. This is unlikely to happen given the economic power of the industries involved and the employment consequences of the transition.

Notes

1 Chart: Amazon at 30: All Grown Up | Statista

2 Amazon Stock Price 1995 To 2025 | StatMuse Money

3 Fred Goodwin – Wikipedia See the more successful ‘I only went racing as I had a free ticket – and I came away with £1.4 million’ | Racing Post Exeter is the place to go for shocks. Blowers won at 300-1 on 18th December 2025. One man had a £15 e.w. bet giving him a £5,400 win for £30. For taxation policy see Changes to Gambling Duties – GOV.UK

4 value of vodafone shares – Search For the takeover see Vodafone Acquires Mannesmann in the Largest Acquisition in History | Goldman Sachs Since 1995 there has been 107% inflation in Britain Inflation calculator | Bank of England

5 The story of a failed takeover – Fred Goodwin, RBS & ABN-Amro | Blog | Business | tutor2u and see also Unchecked excess: the lessons of RBS failure

6 Iran vs. America: In 1987, the “Tanker War” Began in Earnest – The National Interest 7 List of largest daily changes in the Dow Jones Industrial Average – Wikipedia

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Let’s bomb Iran and stop talking about Epstein

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Always believe in prayer ~ unless it’s inconvenient

Fred’s bar opened next door to a church and the priest prayed against it. Within weeks it burned down. Fred sued the church. He said that, in effect, the priest had burned down his bar using the power of prayer.

When the case came to court the priest denied all responsibility. This was a problem for the born-again judge who said;

  • Fred, the bar-owner, believes in the power of prayer

And,

  • The priest doesn’t.
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