Cows in West Bengal must carry photo ID
Source: Here cattle also must have Photo ID proofs – Roots of Indian
Hat tip to Graham
Cows in West Bengal must carry photo ID
Source: Here cattle also must have Photo ID proofs – Roots of Indian
Hat tip to Graham
Introduction
Medieval warfare ended on the 1st July 1916. The battle of the Somme began with British soldiers being used as human battering rams. Its failure was so devastating warfare transitioned into modernity.1 Modern warfare then pivoted from battlefields to slaughtering civilians.
Discussion
The attack began with a week-long bombardment of German positions. This was the prelude to a mass infantry advance across No Man’s Land. The Germans slaughtered British soldiers with machine guns.
First world war generals were notorious for being ‘bone-headed’. British soldiers said their army was, ‘Lions led by Donkeys’. But even the generals were shocked by the unprecedented carnage. On July 1st, the first day of the attack, the British suffered 57,470 casualties. They were volunteer soldiers fighting for ‘King and Country’.
Allied combatants plus the Germans suffered one million casualties during three and half months of battle. A third of all soldiers were casualties.3
The tactical failure of the Somme had a political outcome in Britain. David Lloyd-George become prime minister in 1916.4 The army were now under a powerful democratic leader. Pure attrition was abandoned and soldiers were supported with technology. Tanks were used from 1917, with chemical warfare – mustard gas – also in 1917. Carnage was unacceptable as a tactic. Attrition warfare is, ‘We’ve got more men than they have and so we can bleed them dry!’5
Modern warfare
The 1st of July 1916 ended medieval warfare. Warfare became technological. Battlefields became as quaint as castles and cavalry charges. Atrocities like Hiroshima, 1945, are factored into military thinking. The current Russia-Ukraine war is so technical that soldiers are a subsidiary to technology. Russia does include attacks by soldiers but they rely on drone attacks. These are designed to destroy civilian morale.
The battle of the Somme was the stepping stone to technological warfare.
Notes
1 Battle of the Somme – Wikipedia
2 This was open land between the trench systems
3 The incredibly powerful TV series Blackadder Goes Forth illustrates the despair that the soldiers had. Blackadder Goes Forth – Wikipedia
4 David Lloyd George – Wikipedia
5 Battle of Verdun – Wikipedia This battle lasted eleven months in 1916 and the intention was to bleed Germany dry. This was a French-German battle
‘I was so lucky to find Mr Right – I just hadn’t known that his first name was Always’
For a comedic SciFi novel to become a best-seller is unprecedented. Douglas Adams was very, very lucky that he got decisive support from BBC Radio4. They produced 15-minute programmes, which became a cult. Adams then wrote a series of books developing the concept. This is the first of them.
Nearly half a century later how, do they stand up? Are they still readable? Are they funny?
They are amazing. Like reading Lewis Carrol is Adams is compulsive reading. After taking the first agreeable step the reader is rewarded with wildly improbable worlds and characters. Carroll’s characters are timeless as are his fantasy worlds. Adams too has a series of characters and worlds, which acquire an identity.
My favourite character is Marvin the Depressed Robot. How is it possible that a depressed robot can become a favourite character? I don’t know.
Try this:
“It hated me because I talked to it.”
“You talked to it?” exclaimed Ford. “What do you mean you talked to it?”
“Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,” said Marvin.
“And what happened?” pressed Ford.
“It committed suicide,” said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
Douglas Adams The Hitch Hikers Guide to Galaxy (Kindle Locations 1901-1904)
And from Lewis Carroll
“Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
The giant African land snail has a voracious appetite, eating over 500 types of plants and sometimes even consuming plaster and stucco, putting structures at risk. The snails can produce 1,200 eggs in a year and grow up to about the size of a human fist.
They can also carry rat lungworm, which causes meningitis in humans.1
Unintended consequences change the world. This is especially true when a habitat hasn’t any defences. Rhododendron bushes in Britain have destroyed wildlife and natural species of bush, grass and trees.2 Likewise, rabbits in Australia.3 This is well known but the exotic flora and fauna trade are motivated by today’s profit not tomorrow’s environmental catastrophe.
Florida is notorious for invasive species. Some of them look, and are, fearsome. The giant African land snail doesn’t appear to be as hazardous as the Burmese python.4

They are ferocious in their appetite, “To obtain the necessary calcium for their shells, these creatures also consume stones, sand, bones, and even concrete.”5 They destroy agriculture and are a hazard in many other ways. Their shells are very strong and can shred a car tyre for example if they are run over.
Florida has spent millions of dollars containing them. But the most recent infestation was cause by three illegally imported snails, which then bred uncontrollably.
Notes
1 Giant Snails Take Over Part of Florida—Again
2 Rhododendron is destroying our native wildlife – Woodland Trust
3 Invasive Species Council blames government for booming rabbit numbers – ABC News
4 The Burmese Pythons of Florida | Odeboyz’s Blog
5 Giant Snails in Florida (Eradicated Twice!) – Wildlife Informer
Jim walked into a pub in Dublin and asked, “Am I too early for a drink?”
Seamus replied, “Another10 minutes, Jim. You can sit over there if you want.”
Jim said ‘Thanks’ and sat down.
Seamus shouted across, “Jim, would you like a drink, while you’re waiting?”
“I started working as a grandmother-for-hire after my dog died….and my daughter told me about a company that hires older women to play the role of grandmother for strangers. I’m hired to cook for guests, and to act like a mother to them. We’re trained to provide emotional comfort as well as practical assistance – I’ve been hired to pack a client’s expensive tableware, but also to attend social gatherings, and sporting events, to bring a familial atmosphere to the occasion. I never get bored.”
Funny Old World Private Eye 22 August 2025 p25
I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.