A Thwarted Tourist

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War Studies: Two Wars of Choice, Poland 1939 and Iran 2026

Hitler’s ‘War of choice’: Poland 1939

Hitler’s invasion of Poland was a masterclass. It was thoroughly prepared making victory certain. Every key metric was in place before the invasion began.

Geography

Poland has no natural barriers, which meant the Wehrmacht and Panzer divisions had a smooth pathway. Poland has no strategic choke points to hinder an invading force.

Diplomacy

Regardless of Germany’s overwhelming superiority nothing was left to chance. In a diplomatic coup the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty was signed immediately before the invasion.1

Army

The Polish army was a fraction of the Wehrmacht with about 100,000 soldiers in September 1939. The German invasion force had 1.6m soldiers.2 The Soviet force was about 800,0003 making a total of 2.4m soldiers. Poland was attacked in a pincer movement from Germany and the Soviet Union.

Tactics

The Germans used Blitzkrieg. This is a combined air-ground attack, which meant that the Polish forces, and internal refugees, were constantly being harassed.

Trump’s ‘War of choice’: Iran 2026

Trump’s pre-emptive attack is a masterclass of incompetence. He hasn’t prepared for victory because he began without coherent war aims.

Geography

Iran is a country of 93m people. It is 1.65m sqr.km in area with significant mountain ranges.4 Critically it controls the Straits of Hormuz. The Straits are of global importance and will need massive manpower to seize and hold.

Diplomacy

Trump hates diplomacy preferring bombastic threats. He is indiscriminate aiming at enemies and friends. He’s asserted that the USA will, “…[be] blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages…”5

Army

Iran’s army has 600,000 soldiers plus 300,000 in reserve. It can and does retaliate against the USA’s and its allies and military bases with missiles and drones. America’s Army isn’t the Wehrmacht. In a ground campaign they’d probably lose.

Tactics

Trump is trying to win without casualties.6 This is unique. Massive bombing raids on key infrastructure have brought Iranian retaliation. They have targeted America’s military bases. One $270m spy plane was destroyed recently.7 American strategists know victory is impossible without diplomacy or ground troops. Trump is paralysed as he hates both options.

History isn’t bunk.8 It matters if you want to avoid mistakes.

Notes

1 The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 1939: Bismarck’s Final Triumph | Odeboyz’s Blog

2 The first chapter of the bloodiest conflict in the history of mankind – News Institute of National Remembrance

3 Soviet invasion of Poland – Wikipedia

4 How Big Is Iran vs European Countries? True Size Map (Area) There are a series of maps with Iran superimposed on them. It’s 3x the size of France and nearly 5x the size of Germany

5 Trump threatens both Iran and NATO allies ahead of primetime address on war: ‘Back to the Stone Ages’ | The Independent

6 The USA deployed 100,000 troops during 18 years of warfare in Afghanistan with 2300 deaths Chart: Key Numbers Behind The War In Afghanistan | Statista

7 $270M E-3 Sentry spy plane demolished by Iranian attack at Saudi air base

8 1939 was Hitler’s zenith. He wasn’t Bismarck

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Young Girl ~ Gary Puckett and Union Gap (1968)

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 1]
With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you’re old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 2]
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come-on look is in your eyes

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 3]
So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Outro]
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you…

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Over-achieving guide dogs

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War Studies: Trump’s War of Choice, Iran 2026

“I’m going to make you an offer that you can’t refuse” The Godfather 1972

Don Corleone knew exactly what he wanted and how to get it. Trump is a nincompoop who barges into situations with the subtly of a train crash.

The decapitation of the Iranian leadership on 28th February 2026 coincided with an American missile attack on a school.1 Decapitating Iran’s leadership was shrewd. It could have contributed towards the activation of internal Iranian opposition, which had been suppressed the month before..2 Slaughtering school children was a heinous war crime. And idiotic.

The Americans are bombing Iran with impunity, which looks like a strategically positive accomplishment. It isn’t. Iran’s advantage is permanent because geography doesn’t change. Unless the world pivots away from fossil fuels the Gulf’s geoeconomic importance is unchanging. Therefore, Iran’s control of the Straits of Hormuz is critical in war planning. The Iranians are stronger after this attack. This is truly counterintuitive. They have had a masterclass in strategic geography with a global impact after four weeks of control of the Straits.

Don Corleone’s threat was plausible. He was believable; so are the Iranians. Iran used the attack to punish America’s allies. Dependency on Gulf exports meant the political and economic cost of the attack was global. Iran has analysed the Ukraine-Russia war, which is fought using drones. Weak countries can be at a military disadvantage and sustain long campaigns. America’s strength is an Achilles Heel when faced with asymmetric warafre.3 All of their regional bases are targets and difficult to defend.

Gulf states don’t sell carrots. Their products are the most dangerous in the world and transported in gigantic ships. The largest of which, “…could transport enough LNG to provide gas for 4.7 million Shanghai homes for a month…”4

The Iranians don’t need to sink ships. All they need to do is say that they will. And be believed. The Gulf war has shown Iran can, and will, implement their threats. LNG ships are uninsurable, and unusable, in a war zone because they are very expensive and losses are total, “…the price for a single new LNG carrier can fall between $200 million and $250 million.5 Blowing up a LNG tanker would create a firestorm almost nuclear in scale (see Addendum).

The War of Choice by the USA has created a stronger Iran.  

Addendum: LNG ships

“…. [An exploding LNG ship produces] radiation of the fireball after 15 seconds and within 1400 m from the LNG ship, Beyond the 50% some people would die; within 1600 m over 50% he would suffer second degree burns; within 2300 m more than 50% they would be first degree. That is to say that The consequences of the explosion of expansion of boiling liquid expanding (BLEVE) they are very serious, which can cause enormous material damage and fatalities.  Source: Liquefied gas ships: risk of fire and explosion – No War No Born Committee – Nato Exit

Notes

1 Who bombed the Iranian girls’ school, killing more than 170? What we know | US-Israel war on Iran News | Al Jazeera

2 Iran: Authorities unleash heavily militarized clampdown to hide protest massacres – Amnesty International

3 Achilles’ heel – Wikipedia

4 AiP for world’s largest LNG carrier | LR See also LNG carrier – Wikipedia

5 What Are the Startup Costs for LNG Shipping and Transportation? This doesn’t include the value of  their cargoes. This could be another £250m

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Shared Responsibilities

Teacher (on phone): John doesn’t listen in class, and I’d like you to speak to him about it

.Jim: He doesn’t listen to me at home, but I don’t phone you about it

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“I was obeying orders!”

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War Studies: Iran-Israel-USA 28th February 2026

Terrorists and politicians love pre-emptive attacks. They are spectacular hits on an enemy’s leadership. Despite 400 years of failure the passion hasn’t cooled. In January 2026 the USA kidnapped Venezuela’s president. Maduro’s party remains in power.

The USA had a triumphant success in ‘decapitating’ the entire Iranian leadership on 28th February 2026. If Clausewitz and Bismarck1 had been in the White House Situation Room they would have implemented their diplomatic strategy immediately. Anything to avoid a competitive war.

Trump should have declared victory on 1st March 2026 and sent diplomats to meet the surviving Iranian leaders. The phrase ‘Shock and Awe’ was entirely apposite on The Next Day’. Iran was reeling. The decapitation was a foregone success. There had been many targeted assassinations elsewhere and a whole-hearted quasi-rehearsal in the 2025’12 Day War’.

Trump’s use of American power would have incentivised the new leadership to negotiate. Instead, the USA and Israel continued their futile bombing campaign.2 They are now buried in a geopolitical nightmare, which looks which like an attritional war. Attritional warfare is the usual antecedent of a forever war, which will wreck the world economy.

Instead of a 24 hour war the USA didn’t plan for success and is facing a stronger Iran.

Notes

1 Germany and the Cause of the First World War | Odeboyz’s Blog

2 War Studies: Bombing Japan, 1945 | Odeboyz’s Blog

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Jim smiled at Sarah

Jim was travelling on a train and smiled at a Sarah. She smiled back. They started chatting and Sarah said, “Every time you smile at me I want to invite you to my place.”

Jim was very, very pleased because Sarah was beautiful.

Sarah continued, “You see I’m  a dentist.”

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Holier than thou! Foodie superiority

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