Britain’s Two-tier Justice

The 53-year-old [retired banker] travelled from near his £2million home in Orpington to London Bridge before continuing to his Canary Wharf office…. 

He [the judge] described the fraud as ‘discreet’, committed against a large private company rather than an individual, and said Molloy had a distinguished career and was a devoted father active in his church and community….

He [the judge] branded the offending ‘persistent and serious’ and said its sophistication merited jail but suspended the sentence due to strong mitigation. 

Source: HSBC banker dodged £5,900 in train fares using ‘doughnutting’ ticket scam on journeys from £2m home

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Gambling and the Stock Market

Introduction

Many managers are little better than gamblers who are adept at strutting their stuff convincingly and looting their companies. Sometimes they get lucky and add value, but many destroy shareholder investments. The history of the FTSE is littered with expensive ego trips, which went wrong. Defending yourself against cowboys in the FTSE isn’t hard: don’t buy into a story of managerial genius. Like all gamblers, some hit the big time with investors making mega-returns. Every gambler knows massive returns can’t be relied on. Gamblers love the buzz, otherwise they’d put their money into a savings account. Investors should know their risk tolerance level before investing. If you will be heartbroken losing 20% on your investments, the Stock Market isn’t for you.

Discussion

Amazon was floated on the US Stock Market on 15th May 1995, claiming to be the “earth’s biggest bookstore”.1 This was the first internet bookshop and investors gambled on a successful innovation. They’ve had a massive reward. Those unlikely investors – who also kept their stock – have seen their investment grow by 187,849%.2

Steve Whitely, a naked and unashamed gambler,3 won £1.45m for a £2 six-horse accumulator on 8th March 2011 at Exeter Racecourse. Gamblers like Steve believe and act on their beliefs. Gamblers have the courage of their convictions. They accept the ‘slings and arrows of outrageous fortune’ as Shakespeare put it in Hamlet. And, of course, Steve could only lose £2, which probably didn’t matter too much to him.

Fred Goodwin, an unwitting gambler, was a ‘Master of the Universe’ running RBS Bank Group. He bankrupted the company with the disastrous merger with AMB Amro in 2007.
“The impact of a dominant leader/ego on the takeover process (the deal was driven more by managerial motives rather than genuine strategic motives),” (my emphasis)
another commentator said,
“….buying ABN Amro at the wrong price and the wrong time, disastrous though that was. Rather, this bid was just one of a whole series of bad boardroom decisions, which taken together point to substantive failures of board effectiveness at RBS.”5

Vodafone was unstoppable in 1999. Mobile (cell) phones were the future and investing in tech companies looked like a one-way bet. Vodafone’s managers paid £112bn for Germany’s Mannesmann in 2000. The new company was ‘worth’ £228bn. By December 2025 that became £22.6bn. Taking inflation into consideration the destruction of shareholder value is95%.4

Vodafone’s management convinced themselves that they were shrewd, hard-headed managers. They extrapolated past performance thinking it predicted the future. It can’t. As any fool knows.

Business Schools teaching MBAs across the world use the RBS and Vodafone merger decisions as prime examples of what not to do.

The world’s stock markets collapsed on Monday 19th October 1987. The US Dow Jones fell 22.61% and the FTSE fell 26.45%. Anyone investing on Friday 16th October lost between a fifth and a quarter of their money over the weekend. No-one knew that Iran would attack Kuwaiti oil tankers.6 The world’s stockbrokers  stampeded for the door. Their collective ‘wisdom’ was panic. They forgot desperate sellers don’t have any bargaining power. Black Monday was born.

If they’d known economic history they’d have bought shares. It’s counter-intuitive but has a long history from the Rothschild family in the early 19th century. Their dictum was, “Buy when the guns start firing.” This disposes of the credibility of stockbroker peer group wisdom.

2020 provided another insight into stockbroker behaviour when Covid-19 struck.7 The Dow Jones fell 12.93%  on the 16th March and rose by 11.37% on the 24th March. Think what a stunning increase of your wealth if you had invested on the 16th: 11%+ in eight days. Investors can’t time investment days to maximise profits. Investors need luck. Or they can try to even things out by making programmed investments. This normally means investing on a monthly or quarterly basis.

An investor’s life is bi-polar. Their working lives oscillate between suicidal pessimism and delusional optimism. They are gamblers.

Most investors don’t appreciate they are investing in the luck of gamblers.

Addendum: Israel-USA attack on Iran 28th February 2026

Investors can get caught out by externalities like an unexpected war (see footnote 6). Situation-specific wars can offer investment opportunities. The chokehold that exists in the Gulf region is a very good argument to pivot away from fossil fuel dependency. Obviously vested interests will try to prevent this from happening. The oil companies would be left with trillions of dollars of stranded assets – refineries, oil wells, tankers, pipelines, petrol stations and so on – but the geopolitical strategic arguments might win. Renewables can’t be left to individual decision-making there has to be political leadership. This is unlikely to happen given the economic power of the industries involved and the employment consequences of the transition.

Notes

1 Chart: Amazon at 30: All Grown Up | Statista

2 Amazon Stock Price 1995 To 2025 | StatMuse Money

3 Fred Goodwin – Wikipedia See the more successful ‘I only went racing as I had a free ticket – and I came away with £1.4 million’ | Racing Post Exeter is the place to go for shocks. Blowers won at 300-1 on 18th December 2025. One man had a £15 e.w. bet giving him a £5,400 win for £30. For taxation policy see Changes to Gambling Duties – GOV.UK

4 value of vodafone shares – Search For the takeover see Vodafone Acquires Mannesmann in the Largest Acquisition in History | Goldman Sachs Since 1995 there has been 107% inflation in Britain Inflation calculator | Bank of England

5 The story of a failed takeover – Fred Goodwin, RBS & ABN-Amro | Blog | Business | tutor2u and see also Unchecked excess: the lessons of RBS failure

6 Iran vs. America: In 1987, the “Tanker War” Began in Earnest – The National Interest 7 List of largest daily changes in the Dow Jones Industrial Average – Wikipedia

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Let’s bomb Iran and stop talking about Epstein

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Always believe in prayer ~ unless it’s inconvenient

Fred’s bar opened next door to a church and the priest prayed against it. Within weeks it burned down. Fred sued the church. He said that, in effect, the priest had burned down his bar using the power of prayer.

When the case came to court the priest denied all responsibility. This was a problem for the born-again judge who said;

  • Fred, the bar-owner, believes in the power of prayer

And,

  • The priest doesn’t.
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Book Review: Lee Child ~ The Enemy (2004)

After reading a few Reacher novels they begin to feel like a warm blanket. Predictable and a lovely interlude in life’s rich pageant.

Reacher is a ‘righteous’ psychopath smashing people into pulp. Killing people in ever more ingenious ways. Wandering like a vagrant across the empty spaces of the USA. Having (many) temporary but wonderful affairs leaving scores of young women forever grateful in his wake. Having a phenomenal mathematical ability – like being able to calculate the speed of a car or bullet. Knowing the exact time without a watch. And so on…..

Wonderful. Compulsive.

The Enemy isn’t any of those things – though there are glimpses. The Enemy is a subtle clever book about the impact of the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989. And especially the impact on the USA’s gigantic military machine. The transition from the geopolitics of the Cold War on the military. The end of the Cold War was great unless your career depended on its continuation. Wow and Double Wow.

Additionally, Child shows genuine talent as a novelist. This ‘thrilling thriller’ is brilliant and is warmly recommended.

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Only a pawn in their game: Bob Dylan, 1964

A bullet from the back of a bush took Medgar Evers’ blood
A finger fired the trigger to his name
A handle hid out in the dark
A hand set the spark
Two eyes took the aim
Behind a man’s brain
But he can’t be blamed
He’s only a pawn in their game

A South politician preaches to the poor white man
“You got more than the blacks, don’t complain
You’re better than them, you been born with white skin,” they explain

And the Negro’s name
Is used, it is plain
For the politician’s gain
As he rises to fame
And the poor white remains
On the caboose of the train
But it ain’t him to blame

He’s only a pawn in their game

The deputy sheriffs, the soldiers, the governors get paid
And the marshals and cops get the same
But the poor white man’s used in the hands of them all like a tool
He’s taught in his school
From the start by the rule
That the laws are with him
To protect his white skin
To keep up his hate
So he never thinks straight
‘Bout the shape that he’s in

But it ain’t him to blame
He’s only a pawn in their game

From the poverty shacks he looks from the cracks to the tracks
And the hoof beats pound in his brain
And he’s taught how to walk in a pack
Shoot in the back
With his fist in a clinch
To hang and to lynch
To hide ‘neath the hood
To kill with no pain
Like a dog on a chain

He ain’t got no name
But it ain’t him to blame
He’s only a pawn in their game

Today Medgar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught
They lowered him down as a king
But when the shadowy sun sets on the one that fired the gun
You’ll see by his grave
On the stone that remains
Carved next to his name
His epitaph plain
“Only a pawn in their game”

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What women really think

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A labrador goes shopping

Rex, the labrador, walked into the butchers carrying a £10 and a note, which read, “5 lamb chops, please.”
Jim the butcher served Rex with the chops and followed him. Rex waited for the green light at the crossing. Then he took a bus and ran home. At the door, Rex dropped the bag and threw himself against the door to attract attention.
Fred opened the door and shouted at Rex.
Jim said, “Why are you yelling? Rex is a genius.”
“Genius? This is the second time he’s forgotten his keys.”

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Bob Dylan on creativity

“As you get older, you get smarter and that can hinder you because you try to gain control over the creative impulse. Creativity is not like a freight train going down the tracks. It’s something that has to be caressed and treated with a great deal of respect. If your mind is intellectually in the way, it will stop you. You’ve got to program your brain not to think too much.”

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Pedants unite!

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