Roxy the Labrador likes a drink

Roxy the Labrador walked into a bar and ordered a drink. Jim the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve dogs.”

“That’s okay, I’ll take a double whisky.”

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The Murder of King George V, 1936

“…..in the diary of his physician, Lord Bertrand Dawson. Dawson had written about the night of January 20: “I therefore decided to determine the end and injected ….morphia gr. 3/4 and shortly afterwards cocaine gr. 1 into the [king’s] distended jugular vein.” The injection resulted in the king’s death, an act alternately referred to as “euthanasia,” medically assisted suicide, or murder. According to Dawson’s journal, he intended to both grant the king a painless death and to guarantee that his passing would be announced in the morning papers rather than the “less appropriate evening journals.”

Source: How did King George V really die? | Britannica

This is my first podcast and I’m not sure if it will work

Everyone loses – YouTube

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Bezos and Musk compete again

  1. Bezos spends $500m on a yacht
  2. Musk spends $600m on an iceberg

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Is a McDonald’s burger food?

“There have been a lot of online videos and photos touting the fact that when left out for an extended period of time, a McDonald’s hamburger does not rot and that this is because they are laden with chemicals. The reality is that McDonald’s hamburgers, french fries and chicken are like all foods, and do rot if kept under certain conditions. 

Essentially, the microbes that cause rotting are a lot like ourselves, in that they need water, nutrients, warmth and time to grow. If we take one or more of these elements away, then microbes cannot grow or spoil food. 

In the example of a McDonald’s hamburger, the patty loses water in the form of steam during the cooking process. The bun, of course, is made out of bread. Toasting it reduces the amount of moisture. This means that after preparation, the hamburger is fairly dry. When left out open in the room, there is further water loss as the humidity within most buildings is around 40%. So in the absence of moisture or high humidity, the hamburger simply dries out, rather than rot.”

Source: Why McDonald’s Hamburgers Don’t Rot – Business Insider

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A Oscar Wilde quip on youth

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Capitalism is shameless

Philip Morris is the largest tobacco company in the world.

“In July 2021……[they] agreed to buy Vectura Group for £1.1bn – a company that, at the time, made most of its £200m revenue from a portfolio of products to treat smoke-related diseases.”

Source Chris van Tulleken Ultra-processed people p286 (2023)

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An Easter Sunday poem

Even if I knew that I die tomorrow
I’ll plant an oak tree today

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A Thwarted Tourist

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War Studies: Two Wars of Choice, Poland 1939 and Iran 2026

Hitler’s ‘War of choice’: Poland 1939

Hitler’s invasion of Poland was a masterclass. It was thoroughly prepared making victory certain. Every key metric was in place before the invasion began.

Geography

Poland has no natural barriers, which meant the Wehrmacht and Panzer divisions had a smooth pathway. Poland has no strategic choke points to hinder an invading force.

Diplomacy

Regardless of Germany’s overwhelming superiority nothing was left to chance. In a diplomatic coup the Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty was signed immediately before the invasion.1

Army

The Polish army was a fraction of the Wehrmacht with about 100,000 soldiers in September 1939. The German invasion force had 1.6m soldiers.2 The Soviet force was about 800,0003 making a total of 2.4m soldiers. Poland was attacked in a pincer movement from Germany and the Soviet Union.

Tactics

The Germans used Blitzkrieg. This is a combined air-ground attack, which meant that the Polish forces, and internal refugees, were constantly being harassed.

Trump’s ‘War of choice’: Iran 2026

Trump’s pre-emptive attack is a masterclass of incompetence. He hasn’t prepared for victory because he began without coherent war aims.

Geography

Iran is a country of 93m people. It is 1.65m sqr.km in area with significant mountain ranges.4 Critically it controls the Straits of Hormuz. The Straits are of global importance and will need massive manpower to seize and hold.

Diplomacy

Trump hates diplomacy preferring bombastic threats. He is indiscriminate aiming at enemies and friends. He’s asserted that the USA will, “…[be] blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages…”5

Army

Iran’s army has 600,000 soldiers plus 300,000 in reserve. It can and does retaliate against the USA’s and its allies and military bases with missiles and drones. America’s Army isn’t the Wehrmacht. In a ground campaign they’d probably lose.

Tactics

Trump is trying to win without casualties.6 This is unique. Massive bombing raids on key infrastructure have brought Iranian retaliation. They have targeted America’s military bases. One $270m spy plane was destroyed recently.7 American strategists know victory is impossible without diplomacy or ground troops. Trump is paralysed as he hates both options.

History isn’t bunk.8 It matters if you want to avoid mistakes.

Notes

1 The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 1939: Bismarck’s Final Triumph | Odeboyz’s Blog

2 The first chapter of the bloodiest conflict in the history of mankind – News Institute of National Remembrance

3 Soviet invasion of Poland – Wikipedia

4 How Big Is Iran vs European Countries? True Size Map (Area) There are a series of maps with Iran superimposed on them. It’s 3x the size of France and nearly 5x the size of Germany

5 Trump threatens both Iran and NATO allies ahead of primetime address on war: ‘Back to the Stone Ages’ | The Independent

6 The USA deployed 100,000 troops during 18 years of warfare in Afghanistan with 2300 deaths Chart: Key Numbers Behind The War In Afghanistan | Statista

7 $270M E-3 Sentry spy plane demolished by Iranian attack at Saudi air base

8 1939 was Hitler’s zenith. He wasn’t Bismarck

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Young Girl ~ Gary Puckett and Union Gap (1968)

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 1]
With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you’re old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 2]
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come-on look is in your eyes

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 3]
So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Outro]
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you…

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