Young Girl ~ Gary Puckett and Union Gap (1968)

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 1]
With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you’re old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 2]
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come-on look is in your eyes

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Verse 3]
So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
‘Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far

[Chorus]
Whoa, oh, oh, young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You’re much too young, girl

[Outro]
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you…

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Over-achieving guide dogs

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War Studies: Trump’s War of Choice, Iran 2026

“I’m going to make you an offer that you can’t refuse” The Godfather 1972

Don Corleone knew exactly what he wanted and how to get it. Trump is a nincompoop who barges into situations with the subtly of a train crash.

The decapitation of the Iranian leadership on 28th February 2026 coincided with an American missile attack on a school.1 Decapitating Iran’s leadership was shrewd. It could have contributed towards the activation of internal Iranian opposition, which had been suppressed the month before..2 Slaughtering school children was a heinous war crime. And idiotic.

The Americans are bombing Iran with impunity, which looks like a strategically positive accomplishment. It isn’t. Iran’s advantage is permanent because geography doesn’t change. Unless the world pivots away from fossil fuels the Gulf’s geoeconomic importance is unchanging. Therefore, Iran’s control of the Straits of Hormuz is critical in war planning. The Iranians are stronger after this attack. This is truly counterintuitive. They have had a masterclass in strategic geography with a global impact after four weeks of control of the Straits.

Don Corleone’s threat was plausible. He was believable; so are the Iranians. Iran used the attack to punish America’s allies. Dependency on Gulf exports meant the political and economic cost of the attack was global. Iran has analysed the Ukraine-Russia war, which is fought using drones. Weak countries can be at a military disadvantage and sustain long campaigns. America’s strength is an Achilles Heel when faced with asymmetric warafre.3 All of their regional bases are targets and difficult to defend.

Gulf states don’t sell carrots. Their products are the most dangerous in the world and transported in gigantic ships. The largest of which, “…could transport enough LNG to provide gas for 4.7 million Shanghai homes for a month…”4

The Iranians don’t need to sink ships. All they need to do is say that they will. And be believed. The Gulf war has shown Iran can, and will, implement their threats. LNG ships are uninsurable, and unusable, in a war zone because they are very expensive and losses are total, “…the price for a single new LNG carrier can fall between $200 million and $250 million.5 Blowing up a LNG tanker would create a firestorm almost nuclear in scale (see Addendum).

The War of Choice by the USA has created a stronger Iran.  

Addendum: LNG ships

“…. [An exploding LNG ship produces] radiation of the fireball after 15 seconds and within 1400 m from the LNG ship, Beyond the 50% some people would die; within 1600 m over 50% he would suffer second degree burns; within 2300 m more than 50% they would be first degree. That is to say that The consequences of the explosion of expansion of boiling liquid expanding (BLEVE) they are very serious, which can cause enormous material damage and fatalities.  Source: Liquefied gas ships: risk of fire and explosion – No War No Born Committee – Nato Exit

Notes

1 Who bombed the Iranian girls’ school, killing more than 170? What we know | US-Israel war on Iran News | Al Jazeera

2 Iran: Authorities unleash heavily militarized clampdown to hide protest massacres – Amnesty International

3 Achilles’ heel – Wikipedia

4 AiP for world’s largest LNG carrier | LR See also LNG carrier – Wikipedia

5 What Are the Startup Costs for LNG Shipping and Transportation? This doesn’t include the value of  their cargoes. This could be another £250m

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Shared Responsibilities

Teacher (on phone): John doesn’t listen in class, and I’d like you to speak to him about it

.Jim: He doesn’t listen to me at home, but I don’t phone you about it

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“I was obeying orders!”

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War Studies: Iran-Israel-USA 28th February 2026

Terrorists and politicians love pre-emptive attacks. They are spectacular hits on an enemy’s leadership. Despite 400 years of failure the passion hasn’t cooled. In January 2026 the USA kidnapped Venezuela’s president. Maduro’s party remains in power.

The USA had a triumphant success in ‘decapitating’ the entire Iranian leadership on 28th February 2026. If Clausewitz and Bismarck1 had been in the White House Situation Room they would have implemented their diplomatic strategy immediately. Anything to avoid a competitive war.

Trump should have declared victory on 1st March 2026 and sent diplomats to meet the surviving Iranian leaders. The phrase ‘Shock and Awe’ was entirely apposite on The Next Day’. Iran was reeling. The decapitation was a foregone success. There had been many targeted assassinations elsewhere and a whole-hearted quasi-rehearsal in the 2025’12 Day War’.

Trump’s use of American power would have incentivised the new leadership to negotiate. Instead, the USA and Israel continued their futile bombing campaign.2 They are now buried in a geopolitical nightmare, which looks which like an attritional war. Attritional warfare is the usual antecedent of a forever war, which will wreck the world economy.

Instead of a 24 hour war the USA didn’t plan for success and is facing a stronger Iran.

Notes

1 Germany and the Cause of the First World War | Odeboyz’s Blog

2 War Studies: Bombing Japan, 1945 | Odeboyz’s Blog

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Jim smiled at Sarah

Jim was travelling on a train and smiled at a Sarah. She smiled back. They started chatting and Sarah said, “Every time you smile at me I want to invite you to my place.”

Jim was very, very pleased because Sarah was beautiful.

Sarah continued, “You see I’m  a dentist.”

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Holier than thou! Foodie superiority

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Book Review: Andrew Cartmel ~ The Vinyl Detective: written in dead wax (2016)

Two things need to be noted up front. (1) I’m a very longstanding jazz fan and (2) I adore quirky novels, which destroy customary formula. There isn’t a maverick Detective Inspector anywhere in this novel. In fact, there are no police officers of any kind. Nonetheless it is thrilling thriller.

*Vinyl* is what LPs looked like before cds and cassettes and streaming. Geek purists cannot believe that anyone could prefer convenience over the excitement of a vinyl record. And they attract flocks of collectors who push up prices to eye-watering levels. The *Vinyl Detective* spends his time hunting through car boot sales, jumble sales, charity shops and second-hand record fairs: and on-line sites. He then sells them on. The story is about a mysterious (lucrative) commission to source an ultra-specific record from an obscure 1950s Californian record label. A record label that produced just 14 records in one year before folding and disappearing into oblivion.

Needless to relate this triggers mayhem in London and LA. A wonderful story based on jazz records and artists. Lots of technical detail, which adds to the geeky joy of the novel. Anyone who loves a really good read will love it. Warmly recommended

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Black Lives Matter: Muhammad Ali refuses to go to war, March 1967

“Why should they ask me to put on a uniform and go ten thousand miles from home and drop bombs and bullets on brown people in Vietnam while so-called Negro people in Louisville are treated like dogs and denied simple human rights?

No, I am not going ten thousand miles from home to help murder and burn another poor nation simply to continue the domination of white slave masters of the darker people the world over. This is the day when such evils must come to an end. I have been warned that to take such a stand would put my prestige in jeopardy and could cause me to lose millions of dollars which should accrue to me as the champion.

But I have said it once and I will say it again. The real enemy of my people is right here.

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