Category Archives: Humour

The ideal prison officer

Fletcher [prisoner]: I had a friend once- haven’t told you this before, have I? He was a light-heavy. Good strong boy. Won a few fights. Suddenly thought he was the bees knees. Fast cars, easy women. Classic story of too … Continue reading

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A PhD in the obvious

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People and computers: three jokes

Playing chess against a computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A lightbulb problem Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It’s … Continue reading

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The widow and the gay ranch hand

A successful rancher died leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and so she placed an ad for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. … Continue reading

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Classical Music

Dexter: It’s horrible in my house. Dad plays classical music all day long. Russell: What’s classical music? Dexter: Oh stuff like the Beatles and Rolling Stones. Horrible old stuff. You’d hate it. Chris

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Can you give me a push?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door. He got up and went to the door and found a drunk standing in the doorway. “What do you want?” “A push.” “It’s … Continue reading

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A Brexit joke

Brexit is as though the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook. Chris

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