Category Archives: Humour

Modern day threats for old fashioned problems

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A Hospital Bed Conversation

An Englishman & an Irishman are in the hospital laid side by side in beds. The Englishman looks over at the Irishman and peels away his oxygen mask from his face. “I’m English…” Said the Englishman. The Irishman also takes … Continue reading

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Fun Loving Baby

 

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Going out with a bang

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously … Continue reading

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A child’s keen sense of humour

The boss wondered why one of employees was absent but hadn’t phoned in sick. He phoned his home and a child answered. ‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘ Small voice whispered, ‘Yes, but he’s out in the garden ‘ May I … Continue reading

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It’s Hell in Heaven

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How divorces happen

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long … Continue reading

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