Category Archives: Humour

Tommy Cooper meets Queen Elizabeth

Tommy: ‘Do you think I was funny?’ Queen Elizabeth: ‘Yes Tommy.’ Tommy: ‘You really thought I was funny?’ Queen: ‘Yes of course I thought you were funny.’ Tommy: ‘Did the Queen-Mother think I was funny?’ Queen: ‘Yes, Tommy… we both … Continue reading

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A time for brutal honesty?

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Roxy the Labrador likes a drink

Roxy the Labrador walked into a bar and ordered a drink. Jim the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve dogs.” “That’s okay, I’ll take a double whisky.”

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Bezos and Musk compete again

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A Thwarted Tourist

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Over-achieving guide dogs

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Shared Responsibilities

Teacher (on phone): John doesn’t listen in class, and I’d like you to speak to him about it .Jim: He doesn’t listen to me at home, but I don’t phone you about it

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Jim smiled at Sarah

Jim was travelling on a train and smiled at a Sarah. She smiled back. They started chatting and Sarah said, “Every time you smile at me I want to invite you to my place.” Jim was very, very pleased because … Continue reading

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Holier than thou! Foodie superiority

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Can it be true? Oh, Yes.

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