Category Archives: Humour

A Jewish Mother’s critique of the Pope

Very nice. But he could occasionally open his mouth and say something nice about Israel. It wouldn’t kill him.

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Another tradition dies

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Can this be true?

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his consultant. He said, “We‘ve three donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middle–aged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is … Continue reading

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A witty policeman

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. “Keep it and when you’ve got four you get a bicycle.”

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Lincoln on Trump

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A Chris Rock quip

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollars, we wouldn’t have any dead innocent bystanders.

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The perils of St Peter’s judgement

Three guys die and once they got to the Pearly Gates they were met by St. Peter. “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” He said to Joe who was at the front of the queue. “None. I … Continue reading

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Contrasting values in a marriage

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Social Distancing: British syle

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An Oscar Wilde Quip

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

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