Category Archives: Humour

Delusions!

Posted on June 17, 2026 by odeboyz
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An Irishman eats potatoes

Posted on June 17, 2026 by odeboyz

“…theirs are so strikingly good: fire-smoked and bathed in butter, sweet and soft beneath their crunchy skins, their flesh perfectly waxed and salty. To eat one is to immediately know, deep in your bog-brained heart, that you will soon be … Continue reading →

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Need I say more?

Posted on June 13, 2026 by odeboyz
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Perfect Pitch?

Posted on June 10, 2026 by odeboyz

Q) What is ‘perfect pitch’?  A) It’s when an accordion is thrown into the skip and lands on a banjo!  David A.

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An opportunistic victim

Posted on June 6, 2026 by odeboyz
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Donald Trump’s favourite lie

Posted on June 3, 2026 by odeboyz

Interviewer: What your favourite lie, Mr President? Trump:  I don’t lie. Interviewer: That’s my favourite as well.

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An overachieving Guide Dog

Posted on May 20, 2026 by odeboyz
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Jeeves and Wooster: A great opening paragraph

Posted on May 20, 2026 by odeboyz

“’Morning, Jeeves,” I said. “Good morning, sir,” said Jeeves. He put the good old cup of tea softly on the table by my bed, and I took a refreshing sip. Just right, as usual. Not too hot, not too sweet, … Continue reading →

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Daisy’s son is the winner

Posted on May 16, 2026 by odeboyz

Three devout Catholic ladies were discussing their sons. Sarah said her son was a priest and everyone says, ‘Father’. Martha said her son was a bishop and everyone says, ‘Your Grace’. Daisy said her son was a hard bodied male … Continue reading →

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A Spike Milligan political quip

Posted on May 9, 2026 by odeboyz

“I want to go to heaven, but if Jeffrey Archer* is there, I’d rather go to Lewisham.”

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