Category Archives: Humour

Regrets!

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An engineer makes a decision

An engineer saw a colleague riding on a new bike and asked where he got it. “I was walking in the park when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She stopped, took all her clothes off and said, ‘Take … Continue reading

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Atheism Explained

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Two Social Workers Change A Light Bulb

Why does it take two social workers to change a light bulb? The first one counsels the light bulb to make sure it wants to change. The second one changes the bulb.

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A skit from ‘Porridge’: Fletcher on Mackay*

Fletcher: Course, he sees ‘imself as an authority on curry, he does, on account of where he was stationed in the army. Rudge: Where? India?Fletcher: No, Bradford. * Fletcher was a prisoner: Mackay a prison warder: Rudge a fellow prisoner: … Continue reading

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A World Snooker Championship Quip

“Ronnie O’Sullivan is a lovely person when he is asleep.” Hossein Vafaei, A player at the Championship 2023

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Your starter for a job!

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Business with God on its side

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A Brian Clough quip

“ We talk about it [tactics] for 20 minutes and then we decide that I was right. “ Clough was one of England’s finest managers but was very out spoken and was, as a result, never made England manager. He … Continue reading

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A master class in Passive-Aggression

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