Category Archives: Humour

Why it’s better to have a general anaesthetic

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. I’m OK but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. What did he say,’ asked the … Continue reading

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Professional standards are so cruel

A friend of mine, after seven years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, … Continue reading

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Jewish doctors are born not made

There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the foetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. Chris

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Talking Labrador~ For Sale cheap

“Do you really talk ?” asked the prospective purchaser “Yes.” After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he says, “Tell me your story.” The Labrador said, “I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. … Continue reading

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Noah’s got nothing on the Welsh

In the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. That’s a pretty good summer for Wales. Chris

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A courageous Italian Spy

Three French, English and Italian spies are captured. The Frenchman is tortured for two hours before he tells all of his secrets.  The Frenchman is thrown back into the cell and the English spy is next. He’s tortured him for … Continue reading

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A pub for pensioners

Four retired men saw a pub called “Old Timers Bar- all drinks 10p.” Obviously they thought it was a scam but having plenty of time on their hands they go in. The bar-tender, is about their age, and he calls … Continue reading

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