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EVENTUALLY, IT COMES TO US ALL.

Rat-A-Tat the door knocker sang The Caretaker, looked concerned Can you come with me I think we have a deaden? Eight thirty, the flats were quiet Where to I asked? – Eighth floor, Was his simple reply -we got to … Continue reading

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The Cafe.

Just round the corner In Hill Street, Hackney Was Frank’s and Ada’s A typical working mans café. All of us were not called By our names – but by our trades Brickey, Chipey, Spread and Plum We all piled in, … Continue reading

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A Victoria Wood Joke

Everything was wonderful until some little bastard at school told my son that chips were vegetables. Chris

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Obama and Trump meet God

Obama and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.” God asks Obama first: … Continue reading

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The Varian Law (economics for consumers)

The Varian Law says that you can forecast the future by looking at what the rich have today — that is, that what affluent people will want in the future is, in general, something like what only the truly rich … Continue reading

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The Dust of Life.

Like dust that gathers in the cracks between old house floor boards Each particle Languish, forgotten, ignored Seldom, acknowledged, never though, completely forgotten Those dust ghost’s, forlornly, waiting to be recognised. Years, even lifetimes, decades, ebb away Never to know … Continue reading

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Woodstock part 2

  Chris

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