Category Archives: quips

Tony Benn: A wise politician

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Londoners

Q) How can you tell someone is a Londoner? A) They look both ways when crossing a one-way road.

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Bob Dylan on politics and morality

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Pedants unite!

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Victims of Trip Advisor strike back

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A Pam Ayres quip

‘I was so lucky to find Mr Right – I just hadn’t known that his first name was Always’

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A Ben Elton quip

 I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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An easy mistake to make

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Would that it was true!

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Woody Allen on sexuality

The real advantage of being bi-sexual is that it doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

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