Category Archives: quips

A John Wayne quip

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

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TV Review: Frasier ~ TV series (Channel4 catch-up) (Kelsey Grammer) (1993-2004)

Being bored I punted round the various catch-up sites, Netflix and so on and came across Frasier, which I’d watched nearly 30 years ago. I wondered, whether it would it be like visiting an elderly relative who’d declined into despair … Continue reading

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Definition of a Puritan

…..someone who worries that somebody, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.

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Oscar Wilde On Heaven

“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

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A Morecambe and Wise Quip

Eric: Have you had a bath Ernie? Ernie: Yes I have. Eric: I didn’t realise it was September already.  

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Things I love: Genius

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An Equal Opportunities Santa

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An Arnold Schwarzenegger quip

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

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Woody Guthrie on the meaning of poverty

“They can always think up a million nice good excellent reasons why it is better for you to go ragged and hungry and down and out and even in the dark, as long as it makes them a profit.”

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