Category Archives: quips

An Albert Einstein quip

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

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Living in China

Me:  I asked my Chinese friend what it’s like living in China Him: I can’t complain

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Keith Richards at his wisest

Keith Richards was given a turtle for his birthday. Richards: “How old will it get”. His friend: “About 300 years”. Richards: “Now you see why I’m against pets. You get attached to them and then they die.”

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The Godfather’s Diplomatic Advice

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A Spike Milligan quip

The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.

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A John Wayne quip

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

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TV Review: Frasier ~ TV series (Channel4 catch-up) (Kelsey Grammer) (1993-2004)

Being bored I punted round the various catch-up sites, Netflix and so on and came across Frasier, which I’d watched nearly 30 years ago. I wondered, whether it would it be like visiting an elderly relative who’d declined into despair … Continue reading

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Definition of a Puritan

…..someone who worries that somebody, somewhere might be enjoying themselves.

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Oscar Wilde On Heaven

“I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

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