Category Archives: Travel

Book Review: The Carl Hiaasen Omnibus~ Tourist Season, Double Whammy, Skin Tight

This omnibus edition hits our value for money target and, even better, they are an excellent read. Hiaasen satirises Florida: this is basically impossible as Florida is self-satirising. Hiaasen’s targets are politicans, developers, criminals, businessmen, tourists and the annual influx … Continue reading

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A safety briefing by a budget airline

“We crash, we die,” said the pilot. “That gets the safety briefing out of the way.” Stephen Leather Hot Blood

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The Odeboyz Christmas Getaway

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Rebranding Immigrants

Immigrants are mobile human capital. Immigrants are poor tourists. Immigrants are citizens of the world. Chris

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Legal Molestation: a wordless poem

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Your safety is our number one priority: a wordless poem

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Flight to Scotland

Up, before I went to bed The minicab lurched from street to street London City Airport – my Nigerian evangelist driver Did his best, to get inside my head. The airport bustle – sad termites Their thoughts silently screaming Most … Continue reading

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