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Perfect Pitch?

Q) What is ‘perfect pitch’?  A) It’s when an accordion is thrown into the skip and lands on a banjo!  David A.

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An opportunistic victim

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Daisy’s son is the winner

Three devout Catholic ladies were discussing their sons. Sarah said her son was a priest and everyone says, ‘Father’. Martha said her son was a bishop and everyone says, ‘Your Grace’. Daisy said her son was a hard bodied male … Continue reading

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Roxy the Labrador likes a drink

Roxy the Labrador walked into a bar and ordered a drink. Jim the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve dogs.” “That’s okay, I’ll take a double whisky.”

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A Thwarted Tourist

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Jim smiled at Sarah

Jim was travelling on a train and smiled at a Sarah. She smiled back. They started chatting and Sarah said, “Every time you smile at me I want to invite you to my place.” Jim was very, very pleased because … Continue reading

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Can it be true? Oh, Yes.

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A labrador goes shopping

Rex, the labrador, walked into the butchers carrying a £10 and a note, which read, “5 lamb chops, please.”Jim the butcher served Rex with the chops and followed him. Rex waited for the green light at the crossing. Then he … Continue reading

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Victims of Trip Advisor strike back

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A Pam Ayres quip

‘I was so lucky to find Mr Right – I just hadn’t known that his first name was Always’

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