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The widow and the gay ranch hand

A successful rancher died leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and so she placed an ad for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. … Continue reading

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Burial at sea

Three sailors agreed that they would be buried at sea and whoever was left would officiate. Sure enough Salty died and his two friends arranged to meet the following week-end to bury him. They rowed out about fifty yards and … Continue reading

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A good fairy grants two wishes

Fred: I know you usually only grant one wish but could you make an exception for me? Good Fairy: Yes. I’ll grant you two wishes. Fred: He was overjoyed and immediately asked for the best drink and the best woman … Continue reading

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How you put a Man on the Sun

Kim Jong-Un announced North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years. A reporter said, “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew … Continue reading

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A male fairy story

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess immediately said, “No!” And the prince lived happily ever after.

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Adroit thinking rewarded

A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he … Continue reading

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Professional standards are so cruel

A friend of mine, after seven years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, … Continue reading

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