Tag Archives: humorous paradox

Vote Sadomasochism!

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A Heat-wave Cartoon

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An accountant is robbed twice

Two accountants, Fred and Jim, were in their bank when armed robbers burst in and robbed the tellers. Then they lined customers against a wall and started taking wallets and valuables. Fred jammed a note into Jim’s pocket who whispered, … Continue reading

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Faith based science?

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Boris Johnson cashes a cheque

Boris needs to cash a cheque and approaching the cashier says, “Good morning, could you cash this cheque for me?” “It’s my pleasure. But first I need to see ID?” “I didn’t think that was necessary. I’m the Prime Minister.”” … Continue reading

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Sarah the Supply Teacher

Sarah the supply teacher watched the boys having fun kicking a football. She went across to Harry, who was standing by himself, and asked if he was OK. ‘Sure.’ “You can go and play with the other boys.” “It’s best … Continue reading

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A very expensive parrot

Jim went to an auction for rare birds to bid for an exotic parrot. In the excitement he lost his sense of judgment and he bid far more than the intended. Jim won with a huge bid and the parrot … Continue reading

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A Morecambe and Wise Quip

Eric: Have you had a bath Ernie? Ernie: Yes I have. Eric: I didn’t realise it was September already.  

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Things I love: Genius

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Budgie Humour

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