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Slacker philosophy!

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A scene from ‘The Likely Lads’

Bob: When it comes to women you’re hardly Omar Sharif. Terry: If Omar Sharif lived in Gateshead I doubt he’d be Omar Sharif. A TV show set in north-east Britain of two working-class men

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Why diets fail……

I say: “I’m going on a diet.” And my stomach laughs

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17th century snowflakes were protected

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A philosophical question updated

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A Geopolitical Joke

A worldwide survey had only question which was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what … Continue reading

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Vox Populi

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I blame the parents

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A layabout’s interview in a Job Centre

Layabout: I’m looking for a job. Anything will do but it’s got to be well paid and not too strenuous. Clerk: Perfect timing. We’ve just had a request for a minder for a billionaire’s nymphomaniac teenage daughter. £100k pa and … Continue reading

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Vote Sadomasochism!

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