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Fine Dining?

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Truly wealthy people

“There are two kinds of wealthy people: those who count their money and those who weigh it. If you don’t belong to the latter category, you don’t really know what power is. I learned that from the narco-traffickers.” Source Roberto … Continue reading

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A summer joke

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Perfect Pitch?

Q) What is ‘perfect pitch’?  A) It’s when an accordion is thrown into the skip and lands on a banjo!  David A.

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An opportunistic victim

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Daisy’s son is the winner

Three devout Catholic ladies were discussing their sons. Sarah said her son was a priest and everyone says, ‘Father’. Martha said her son was a bishop and everyone says, ‘Your Grace’. Daisy said her son was a hard bodied male … Continue reading

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Roxy the Labrador likes a drink

Roxy the Labrador walked into a bar and ordered a drink. Jim the bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve dogs.” “That’s okay, I’ll take a double whisky.”

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A Thwarted Tourist

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Jim smiled at Sarah

Jim was travelling on a train and smiled at a Sarah. She smiled back. They started chatting and Sarah said, “Every time you smile at me I want to invite you to my place.” Jim was very, very pleased because … Continue reading

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Can it be true? Oh, Yes.

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