Monthly Archives: December 2023

A rewarding encounter

Jim, a social worker, asked Fred: “What time is it?”“I’m sorry, I don’t have a watch.”“No worries! The main thing is we talked about it.”

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The Slacker Lifestyle

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Book Review: Ben MacIntyre ~ Agent Sonya (2020)

Historians often write beautifully and are highly literate. But they don’t create new genres. MacIntyre has pulled off the feat of writing biography, history and thrillers: simultaneously. He chooses remarkable and well documented stories. This provides a structure to work … Continue reading

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Selected Quotes from the Safety of Rwanda (Asylum and Immigration) Bill 12th December 2023

James Cleverly (minister) I am confident, and indeed the conversations I have had with the Government’s legal advisers reinforce my belief, that the actions we are taking, while novel and very much pushing at the edge of the envelope, are … Continue reading

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Cooking for Slackers: A Vegan Christmas Lunch

For slackers everywhere Christmas is a nightmare. The level of expectation is horrifying. Shops are shut for 48 hours but enough food is bought as if a siege is imminent. Vegan slackers are no different to any other slacker and … Continue reading

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TV Review: Beckham (Netflix) (2023)

Beckham is successful in every activity he’s pursued . A sublime footballer, a photo-shoot superstar, trophy wife and businessman. As a result, he’s had intense media scrutiny for most of his life. So, hasn’t planet *Beckham* been gutted of all … Continue reading

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A Victoria Wood joke

People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.

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COP28: And Greta said what?

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Film Review: Napoleon (2023) (Joaquin Phoenix)

I shouldn’t go to historical biopic films. I tut-tut and nit-pick and definitely don’t enter into the spirit of the thing. Oppenheimer lulled me into a false sense of security. Disaster! I hated it and nearly walked out. Why? The … Continue reading

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A woman buys a parrot

“Polly is cheap because she lived in a brothel and has colourful vocabulary.” “Don’t worry. She’s cheap and cheerful, I’ll take her.” Mary took Polly home and uncovered the cage “New place – very nice,” Just then Mary’s daughters walked … Continue reading

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