Michael: How much is a pint of Guinness?
Bartender:  A euro
Michael: That must be the cheapest in Dublin.
Bartender:  It is. But we charge €4 an hour for a chair if you’re drinking in the pub
Michael: That good business practice. I’ll be here an hour.
Bartender: Do you want a glass with your Guinness, Mr O’Leary?
Michael: Of course I do.
Bartender: That will be €12. That makes it €17 in all. Do you want anything else with your Guinness Mr O’Leary?

Inspired by Tony F.