Tag Archives: humour

A Trade Unionist has a tough life

Posted on November 30, 2017 by odeboyz

The CEO of a big company calls in the senior trade union negotiator to try to avert a strike. CEO: “Pleased you could come Fred. I’m sure that everything will be OK once we fully understand each other.” Fred: “We … Continue reading →

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How Long is a piece of String?

Posted on November 27, 2017 by odeboyz

A question that started In Dar Es Salaam Has puzzled us all Since the world began. The question is asked And left dangling there… No answer is offered, It just isn’t fair. If an answer isn’t wanted. Well that’s just … Continue reading →

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A School Teacher Joke

Posted on November 24, 2017 by odeboyz

I hate it when people just use big words to make themselves sound perspicacious. Richard M

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Mechanical Winkle

Posted on November 13, 2017 by odeboyz

The wiggley bit would normally fit On the thread, by the cog, in the doings, But, to get to the part, is a dexterous art, And first you must really do, two things – Take the silver pin ratchet, and … Continue reading →

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Fun Loving Baby

Posted on September 26, 2017 by odeboyz

 

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A child’s keen sense of humour

Posted on September 15, 2017 by odeboyz

The boss wondered why one of employees was absent but hadn’t phoned in sick. He phoned his home and a child answered. ‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘ Small voice whispered, ‘Yes, but he’s out in the garden ‘ May I … Continue reading →

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Joe and Polly the Parrot Exchange Pleasantries

Posted on August 30, 2016 by odeboyz

Joe I’m sick and tired of your vile and abusive language Polly. Polly the Parrot Fuck off you fat bastard. Joe That’s it. You’re sorted. (Polly is thrown into the freezer.) Polly the Parrot (Half dead she’s pulled out of … Continue reading →

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A Dinner Party Conversation

Posted on October 27, 2015 by odeboyz

Mummy: Don’t stare at Uncle Jim Jane. Jane: I don’t want to miss it Mummy. Mummy: Miss what Jane? Jane: I don’t want to miss seeing Uncle Jim drink like a fish. (Chris)

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Menage a trois: a joke

Posted on October 13, 2015 by odeboyz

Jim: Do you fancy a three in the bed romp Jane? Jane: Absolutely! I love watching men French kissing. (Chris)

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An uncompromising Social Worker

Posted on April 21, 2015 by odeboyz

“Death to all those who would whimper and cry.” Bob Dylan Tombstone Blues 1965

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