Tag Archives: humour

Roxy, the Labrador, at the movies

Posted on March 17, 2022 by odeboyz

Roxy wagged his tail when the hero appeared but growled at the villain. Ruth, who was sitting behind him was intrigued. She tapped Jim on the shoulder, “Your dog is extraordinary. I’ve never seen anything like it!” “He’s surprised me … Continue reading →

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Ever met one like this?

Posted on September 18, 2021 by odeboyz
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A step too far

Posted on December 31, 2018 by odeboyz

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the doctor … Continue reading →

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Authors are born not made

Posted on May 4, 2018 by odeboyz

A little girl was staying with her grandparents, who worshipped the ground she walked on. Her grand-dad was surprised to see her pounding away on the laptop with intense concentration. “What are you doing, my little treasure?” “Writing a novel.” … Continue reading →

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Adroit thinking rewarded

Posted on March 9, 2018 by odeboyz

A senior citizen bought a brand new BMW Z4 convertible and drove it out of the salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he … Continue reading →

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A courageous Italian Spy

Posted on January 12, 2018 by odeboyz

Three French, English and Italian spies are captured. The Frenchman is tortured for two hours before he tells all of his secrets.  The Frenchman is thrown back into the cell and the English spy is next. He’s tortured him for … Continue reading →

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A convenient miracle

Posted on December 8, 2017 by odeboyz

An Irish priest was stopped for speeding in west London. The police officer smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” … Continue reading →

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A Trade Unionist has a tough life

Posted on November 30, 2017 by odeboyz

The CEO of a big company calls in the senior trade union negotiator to try to avert a strike. CEO: “Pleased you could come Fred. I’m sure that everything will be OK once we fully understand each other.” Fred: “We … Continue reading →

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How Long is a piece of String?

Posted on November 27, 2017 by odeboyz

A question that started In Dar Es Salaam Has puzzled us all Since the world began. The question is asked And left dangling there… No answer is offered, It just isn’t fair. If an answer isn’t wanted. Well that’s just … Continue reading →

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A School Teacher Joke

Posted on November 24, 2017 by odeboyz

I hate it when people just use big words to make themselves sound perspicacious. Richard M

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