Joe and Polly the Parrot Exchange Pleasantries

I’m sick and tired of your vile and abusive language Polly.

Polly the Parrot
Fuck off you fat bastard.

That’s it. You’re sorted. (Polly is thrown into the freezer.)

Polly the Parrot
(Half dead she’s pulled out of the freezer.)
Alright Joe I’ll totally behave myself. For Ever. But can I ask you one thing?

Of course.

Polly the Parrot
What did the chicken do to you?

Stuart K.

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