A child’s keen sense of humour

The boss wondered why one of employees was absent but hadn’t phoned in sick. He phoned his home and a child answered.

‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘
Small voice whispered, ‘Yes, but he’s out in the garden ‘
May I talk with him?’
The child whispered,
‘No.’

‘Well, is your Mommy there?’
‘Yes but she’s out in the garden too.’
‘May I talk with her?’
‘No.’

‘Is anybody else there?’
‘Yes’ whispered the child, ‘a policeman.’
‘May I speak with the policeman?’
‘No, he’s busy.’ whispered the child.
‘Busy doing what?’
‘Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men.’

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, he said ‘What’s that noise?’
‘It’s a helicopter.’ answered the whispering voice.
‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
‘The search team just landed in the helicopter. ‘
‘A search team?’ said the boss.
‘What are they searching for?’
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle….’ME’

Chris

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