Tag Archives: Black humour

Going out with a bang

Posted on September 22, 2017 by odeboyz

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously … Continue reading →

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How divorces happen

Posted on September 8, 2017 by odeboyz

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long … Continue reading →

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Himalayan Health Centre

Posted on September 1, 2017 by odeboyz

Ray H.

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A pre-natal class

Posted on August 25, 2017 by odeboyz

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. “Gentlemen remember you’re in this together. It wont hurt you to go walking with your wife. In fact the shared experience is good for both of you.” The room suddenly … Continue reading →

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The lottery winner and his wife

Posted on August 11, 2017 by odeboyz

Jack returned from a journey after trying to empty the train bar. He was greeted by his obviously unhappy wife as he staggered and weaved off the train She immediately laid into him about his drunkenness. He tells her he’s … Continue reading →

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A robot bartender chats to customers

Posted on August 4, 2017 by odeboyz

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” “168” comes the smirking reply. They then chat about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves he … Continue reading →

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A safety briefing by a budget airline

Posted on July 28, 2017 by odeboyz

“We crash, we die,” said the pilot. “That gets the safety briefing out of the way.” Stephen Leather Hot Blood

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A Burglar meets Moses and Jesus

Posted on July 7, 2017 by odeboyz

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and a strange, disembodied voice came out of the dark “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight … Continue reading →

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A very curious funeral procession

Posted on June 30, 2017 by odeboyz

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by another one about 50 feet behind this was followed by … Continue reading →

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An Outraged Husband in the Wild West

Posted on May 19, 2017 by odeboyz

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his pistol and yelled, “I have a .45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.” A … Continue reading →

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