Tag Archives: Black humour

A novice taxi driver

Posted on March 16, 2018 by odeboyz

A passenger in a taxi heading for Heathrow airport gently tapped the driver on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus and stopped inches away from a large plate … Continue reading →

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Designer guns for teachers

Posted on March 2, 2018 by odeboyz

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A Trade Unionist goes to Japan

Posted on February 23, 2018 by odeboyz

A Japanese firm took over a British company and knew that there would be cultural problems so they took both senior management and trade unionists to Japan. When they returned they gathered together in the board room for a discussion. … Continue reading →

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Why it’s better to have a general anaesthetic

Posted on February 16, 2018 by odeboyz

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. I’m OK but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. What did he say,’ asked the … Continue reading →

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Professional standards are so cruel

Posted on February 9, 2018 by odeboyz

A friend of mine, after seven years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, … Continue reading →

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How self-centred are you?

Posted on November 17, 2017 by odeboyz

I came out of a shop with a meat and potato pie, a large chips and mushy peas. A poor homeless man said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power.” Ray … Continue reading →

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Beware of clever wives

Posted on October 20, 2017 by odeboyz

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear … Continue reading →

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A Hospital Bed Conversation

Posted on October 6, 2017 by odeboyz

An Englishman & an Irishman are in the hospital laid side by side in beds. The Englishman looks over at the Irishman and peels away his oxygen mask from his face. “I’m English…” Said the Englishman. The Irishman also takes … Continue reading →

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Going out with a bang

Posted on September 22, 2017 by odeboyz

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously … Continue reading →

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How divorces happen

Posted on September 8, 2017 by odeboyz

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long … Continue reading →

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