A robot bartender chats to customers

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
“Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
“168” comes the smirking reply.
They then chat about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves he starts thinking about it. He goes back.

The robot says, “What’s your drink?”
“Whiskey.”
The robot returns with his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
“100” comes the modest reply.
They then chat about Formula One, Budweiser and TV shows.
He finishes his drink and leaves. He’s now fascinated and decides to
try again.

He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
“Whiskey.”
The robot brings the drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
“50” comes the grunted reply.
The robot leans in real close and asks,

So…are…you…still…happy…with…Trump?”

Ray H.

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