Tag Archives: Black humour

Beware very literal people: They’re dangerous

Posted on March 13, 2023 by odeboyz

Fred and Jim were hunting when Jim collapsed. He rolled over gasping for breath with his eyes glazing over. Fred whipped out his phone and called emergency services. He told the triage nurse what had happened. “Jim looks as if … Continue reading →

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Len Deighton on boarding schools

Posted on March 9, 2023 by odeboyz

Her boarding school had very quickly taught her to hide every human feeling: triumph, disappointment, glee, love or shame. NB 65% of Rishi Sunak’s cabinet went to private schools Deighton, Len. Spy Sinker (p. 212) (1990) Penguin Books Ltd. Kindle … Continue reading →

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Sarcasm at its finest

Posted on March 6, 2023 by odeboyz
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Alcohol Abused

Posted on March 6, 2023 by odeboyz

Beer Guinness: Irish sludge Stella Artois: Brain damage Spirits Brandy: An expensive way to get a headache Whisky: £150 for a half decent bottle Wine House wine: Mouthwash Prosecco: Lemonade for adults

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My kind of ‘Fun Run’

Posted on January 23, 2023 by odeboyz
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A modern Girl Guide

Posted on December 1, 2022 by odeboyz
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Chris Rock on Fame

Posted on November 21, 2022 by odeboyz

Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?

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A Dean Martin* quip

Posted on October 31, 2022 by odeboyz

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” * Dean Martin was part of the infamous Rat Pack, which included Sammy Davis Jr, Peter Lawford and Frank Sinatra.

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‘One foot in the grave’*

Posted on October 27, 2022 by odeboyz

Margaret Meldrew:Have you had a good day while I was out? Victor Meldrew:I think it’s safe to say I’ve had a very good day, all told. In the morning, I turned some water into wine, and then I healed a … Continue reading →

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The very wicked Bill Hicks

Posted on October 20, 2022 by odeboyz

The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That’s pretty fucking cruel isn’t it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too? I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his … Continue reading →

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