Tag Archives: Black humour

Very bad news

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, I might as well have the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you had 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Margaret Thatcher as a child

Chris

Posted in Humour, photography | Tagged | Leave a comment

The wisdom of mountaineers

“The next time you curse the fact that it’s Monday, just think of it as proof that you made it through another weekend without killing yourself by doing something stupid.” Chris

Posted in Health | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

I’d never considered this downside

  Richard M

Posted in Humour, photography | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Donald Trump asks for advice from Abraham Lincoln

Trump: How can I make Democrats love me? Lincoln: Go to the theatre. Chris

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Can you give me a push?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door. He got up and went to the door and found a drunk standing in the doorway. “What do you want?” “A push.” “It’s … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged , | Leave a comment

How research grants get distributed

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and they wouldn’t be returning. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much she wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” she answered, “because … Continue reading

Posted in Humour | Tagged | Leave a comment