Tag Archives: Black humour

How self-centred are you?

I came out of a shop with a meat and potato pie, a large chips and mushy peas. A poor homeless man said, “I’ve not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power.” Ray … Continue reading

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Beware of clever wives

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear … Continue reading

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A Hospital Bed Conversation

An Englishman & an Irishman are in the hospital laid side by side in beds. The Englishman looks over at the Irishman and peels away his oxygen mask from his face. “I’m English…” Said the Englishman. The Irishman also takes … Continue reading

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Going out with a bang

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.  She did this religiously … Continue reading

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How divorces happen

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long … Continue reading

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Himalayan Health Centre

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A pre-natal class

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. “Gentlemen remember you’re in this together. It wont hurt you to go walking with your wife. In fact the shared experience is good for both of you.” The room suddenly … Continue reading

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