A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and a strange, disembodied voice came out of the dark “Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. Just as he pulled the stereo out clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shone his light around looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room he saw a parrot. “Did you say that?”

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”

“Probably the same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus!”

Chris