The lottery winner and his wife

Jack returned from a journey after trying to empty the train bar. He was greeted by his obviously unhappy wife as he staggered and weaved off the train She immediately laid into him about his drunkenness.

He tells her he’s celebrating a lottery win. He asked her candidly ” What do you have to say now?”

She replies “I’ll take half and divorce you.

Without blinking an eye Jack says ” Right oh, I won £10, Here’s a fiver , now off you go.

Chris

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