A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by another one about 50 feet behind this was followed by a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him were about 200 men walking in single file.
The man respectfully approached the Italian walking the dog and said: “I’m so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”
”What happened to her?”
“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”
“But who’s in the second hearse?”
The Italian replied, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.”
The Jewish man asked quietly, “Can I borrow the dog?”
The Italian replied, “Get in line.”