Category Archives: Humour

A tourist gets advice from a Canadian Ranger

Posted on June 1, 2018 by odeboyz

Ranger: When you walk on this path you should periodically ring a bell. This will warn the bears that you’re in the vicinity and they wont attack. Tourist: How will we know that there are bears in the vicinity? Ranger: … Continue reading →

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The Thermostat Wars

Posted on May 22, 2018 by odeboyz

Private Eye cartoon May 2018

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A scene from ‘Cheers’ [an American sitcom set in a pub]

Posted on May 22, 2018 by odeboyz

Sam: What’ll you have Norm? Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sam. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. Sam: Looks like beer, Norm. Norm: Call me Mr Lucky. Chris

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A young diplomat

Posted on May 18, 2018 by odeboyz

A man walked into the green grocery section of a supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. Even when told they only sold entire heads he still argued with the boy who was working there. Eventually the … Continue reading →

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A scene from ‘One foot in the grave’ [two elderly people who constantly bicker: Margaret is the wife]

Posted on May 15, 2018 by odeboyz

Sales Assistant: We can have it delivered to you first thing Monday morning. Margaret Meldrew: Not until then? Sales Assistant: Isn’t that alright? Margaret Meldrew: All right? I’ve just spent the most unutterably miserable week of my entire life coping … Continue reading →

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How to avoid a speeding ticket in Canada

Posted on May 11, 2018 by odeboyz

A driver was pulled over for speeding and was approached by the officer, who said, “Can I see your license please?” The driver replied that he didn’t have one because he’d been convicted of drinking driving. The policeman was completely … Continue reading →

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A quip from ‘Friends’

Posted on May 8, 2018 by odeboyz

Chandler Muriel Bing: I’m not so good with advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Chris

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Authors are born not made

Posted on May 4, 2018 by odeboyz

A little girl was staying with her grandparents, who worshipped the ground she walked on. Her grand-dad was surprised to see her pounding away on the laptop with intense concentration. “What are you doing, my little treasure?” “Writing a novel.” … Continue reading →

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A Hedy Lamarre quip

Posted on May 1, 2018 by odeboyz

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” In addition to being a film star she was an engineer in the first rank Lamarr was inspired to innovate as [Howard] Hughes wanted … Continue reading →

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The perils of buying a Google pizza

Posted on April 27, 2018 by odeboyz

“Is this Gordon’s Pizza?” “No sir, it’s Google Pizza.” “Sorry. I must have called the wrong number.” “No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.” “OK. I’d like to order a pizza.” “Do you want the usual?” “The usual?” “According … Continue reading →

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