Tag Archives: Canada

How to avoid a speeding ticket in Canada

A driver was pulled over for speeding and was approached by the officer, who said, “Can I see your license please?” The driver replied that he didn’t have one because he’d been convicted of drinking driving. The policeman was completely … Continue reading

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Building a snowman in Canada, 2018

8:00 — I made a snowman. 8:10 — A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 — So I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 — The nanny of the neighbours complained … Continue reading

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A Canadian Gold Mine: a joke

A Canadian gold mine is a hole in the ground owned by a liar. (Chris)

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