Category Archives: Humour

A lawyer has news for a client

Posted on October 22, 2025 by odeboyz

“I have good and bad news.” “What’s the bad news?”  “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and DNA tests prove you’re guilty.” “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is 130.”

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Don’t ask rhetorical questions

Posted on October 18, 2025 by odeboyz
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Extreme Toe Wrestling

Posted on October 11, 2025 by odeboyz

An international toe wrestling competition returned to Derbyshire….The World Toe Wrestling Championship took place at the Bentley Brook Inn in Fenny Bentley, with prize money increasing to £5,000….for the men’s and women’s winners. Defending three-time champion….had his toenails surgically removed … Continue reading →

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RAF Trainee Paratroopers

Posted on October 7, 2025 by odeboyz

As the new recruits were shown round the garrison they were taken to the parachute store room. They met the sergeant responsible for safety. After demonstrating how parachutes are packed he asked if there were any questions. Fred asked if … Continue reading →

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An ephemeral world?

Posted on October 1, 2025 by odeboyz
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Barry Cryer’s cockerel joke

Posted on September 27, 2025 by odeboyz

Jim was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. He went to the farmhouse to explain what happenedBrenda opened the door and Jim said: “I’ve killed your cockerel and I’d like to replace him.”She smiled and said: … Continue reading →

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The sublime Oscar Wilde

Posted on September 24, 2025 by odeboyz
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Odeboyz welcomes President Trump to Britain

Posted on September 17, 2025 by odeboyz
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Cooking for Slackers: When parents come to tea

Posted on September 17, 2025 by odeboyz

Debris in the kitchen/living room must be removed. Not doing so is sub-optimal. To business. Offering a cup of coffee1 is standard unless they’re hard-core and want tea. But you will spring a surprise. There will be wonderful plates of … Continue reading →

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A Trade Unionist has a Nightmare

Posted on September 12, 2025 by odeboyz

Jim is reporting back to a mass meeting. “Brothers! I think you will want to approve the outcome, which was the result of many hours of gruelling discussions.” First. The management have agreed an 8% pay rise with three months … Continue reading →

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