Tag Archives: Sarcastic comment

Stupid question: Great answer

Posted on February 25, 2023 by odeboyz
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A Russell Howard quip

Posted on November 11, 2019 by odeboyz

“Kids do really well in their A Levels, and how do we respond? ‘A’ levels are getting easier!’ In my day, you had to do 50 questions in a minute, and if you got one wrong, they killed your Dad!” … Continue reading →

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Laugh and duck

Posted on August 8, 2019 by odeboyz

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom handle. Husband: I’ve told you before. Use the car. Ray E.

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The sea captain and the punk rocker

Posted on July 22, 2019 by odeboyz

An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was a different colour … green, red, orange, blue, and … Continue reading →

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A veterinarian goes to see a doctor

Posted on May 23, 2019 by odeboyz

The doctor began his consultation by asking the veterinarian about the pain and its intensity. The veterinarian sarcastically replied: “When I treat animals I can’t ask questions. I have to use my skill and judgement.” The doctor said, “OK.” After … Continue reading →

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A Brexit joke

Posted on September 20, 2018 by odeboyz

Brexit is as though the UK got drunk and accidentally unfriended Europe on Facebook. Chris

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Why football is better than discus throwing

Posted on July 27, 2018 by odeboyz

“….you spin around with a special disc trying not to fall over. You chuck it as far as you can. The winner is whoever chucked it furthest. ‘And then what?’ ‘No, that really is it.’” O’Farrell, John. There’s Only Two … Continue reading →

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Managers are born not made

Posted on May 12, 2015 by odeboyz

“I can’t sit still and see another man slaving and working. I want to get up and superintend, and walk round with my hands in my pockets, and tell him what to do. It is my energetic nature. I can’t … Continue reading →

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