Category Archives: Humour

A religious reason for not doing housework

Posted on December 10, 2025 by odeboyz
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Putin and Obama have a chat

Posted on December 3, 2025 by odeboyz

Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin had a chat after a meetingBarack said, “Mr. Putin, the reason that I love my country is that a man can walk right into The White House and say, ‘I don’t like the way Barack … Continue reading →

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A quick route to poverty

Posted on November 29, 2025 by odeboyz
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Dorothy Parker on drunkenness

Posted on November 26, 2025 by odeboyz

“The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.”

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Bugger: It wasn’t grim up North

Posted on November 15, 2025 by odeboyz
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A Lee Evans joke

Posted on November 12, 2025 by odeboyz

I love kebabs, they give you all that meat, that saturated fat, and they give you that little bit of salad. What’s that, the healthy section? Never see a drunk do that, do you? “Where’s me salad! What you trying … Continue reading →

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Creative Thinking

Posted on November 8, 2025 by odeboyz
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A cosy night in

Posted on November 5, 2025 by odeboyz

Jim and Sarah were watching TV when he got up and left the room. After a couple of minutes, he came back in wearing a coat, hat and scarf. “Are you going out Jim?” “No. I’ve turned the heating off.”

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Victoria Wood on vegetables

Posted on October 29, 2025 by odeboyz

“My children won’t even eat chips because some know-all bastard at school told them a potato was a vegetable.”

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Why Sherlock Holmes wasn’t Scottish

Posted on October 25, 2025 by odeboyz

“Police have arrested a 75-year-old man in connection with the death of 65-year-old dog walker who was shot dead on a countryside track….. Police Scotland had initially believed that Low’s death was non-suspicious and medically related, but a medical examination … Continue reading →

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