Category Archives: Humour

Tom O‘Connor’s Liverpool joke

“I parked my new car in Liverpool and two lads said, “Tenner to look after your car.” I looked at them and said, “Don’t worry about anyone touching the car. There are two fierce Rottweillers sitting inside.” One lad said, … Continue reading →

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Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine

Michael Caine was so very much beside himself to be working with Laurence Olivier on the set of “Sleuth” (1972) that he didn’t even know how to address him. Eventually, he broke down and just asked. Olivier replied, “Well, I … Continue reading →

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A Farage canvasser

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The Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes

Jesus’s miracle of the loaves and fishes was a slap in the face to all those people who had brought their own lunch.

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A summer joke

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Cooking for Slackers: Peanut butter bruschetta

Simple foods can be made crazily complex by lunatics with too much time on their hands or poseurs or wannabe celebrity cooks. Ignore them and focus on essentials. This recipe is stupid simple, quick and different. Bruschetta is peasant food … Continue reading →

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An unambiguous advert

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Biblical Studies

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A Barry Cryer pub joke

Jim went into a pub and said to the landlord: ‘If you give me free drinks all night, I’ll entertain your customers and they’ll stay all night buying drinks.’ “How will you do that?” Jim put his hamster on the … Continue reading →

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Frank Carson’s sandwich joke

Two Irishmen were eating a sandwich in a pub when the landlord said, “You can’t eat your own food in here.” So, they swapped sandwiches.

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