Tag Archives: quips

A Paul Merton quip

“My school days were the happiest days of my life, which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past 25 years.”

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A Barack Obama quip

“If I had to name my greatest strength, I guess it would be my humility. Greatest weakness, it’s possible that I’m a little too awesome.”

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A Groucho Marx quip

‘She got her good looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.’

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Your Brain

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George Burns* on know-it-all people

“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” A long forgotten American comedian

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