Tommy: ‘Do you think I was funny?’

Queen Elizabeth: ‘Yes Tommy.’

Tommy: ‘You really thought I was funny?’

Queen: ‘Yes of course I thought you were funny.’

Tommy: ‘Did the Queen-Mother think I was funny?’

Queen: ‘Yes, Tommy… we both thought you were funny.’

Tommy: ‘Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?’

Queen: ‘No… but I might not be able to give you a full answer.’

Tommy: ‘Do you like football?’

Queen: ‘Well not really.’

Tommy: ‘In that case… do you mind if I have your Cup Final tickets?