Category Archives: Humour

Building a snowman in Canada, 2018

Posted on March 2, 2018 by odeboyz

8:00 — I made a snowman. 8:10 — A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 — So I made a snow woman as well. 8:17 — The nanny of the neighbours complained … Continue reading →

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Designer guns for teachers

Posted on March 2, 2018 by odeboyz

Chris

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A Trade Unionist goes to Japan

Posted on February 23, 2018 by odeboyz

A Japanese firm took over a British company and knew that there would be cultural problems so they took both senior management and trade unionists to Japan. When they returned they gathered together in the board room for a discussion. … Continue reading →

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Why it’s better to have a general anaesthetic

Posted on February 16, 2018 by odeboyz

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. I’m OK but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. What did he say,’ asked the … Continue reading →

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Professional standards are so cruel

Posted on February 9, 2018 by odeboyz

A friend of mine, after seven years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, … Continue reading →

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Jewish doctors are born not made

Posted on February 2, 2018 by odeboyz

There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the foetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. Chris

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Talking Labrador~ For Sale cheap

Posted on January 26, 2018 by odeboyz

“Do you really talk ?” asked the prospective purchaser “Yes.” After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he says, “Tell me your story.” The Labrador said, “I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. … Continue reading →

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Noah’s got nothing on the Welsh

Posted on January 19, 2018 by odeboyz

In the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. That’s a pretty good summer for Wales. Chris

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A courageous Italian Spy

Posted on January 12, 2018 by odeboyz

Three French, English and Italian spies are captured. The Frenchman is tortured for two hours before he tells all of his secrets.  The Frenchman is thrown back into the cell and the English spy is next. He’s tortured him for … Continue reading →

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A pub for pensioners

Posted on January 5, 2018 by odeboyz

Four retired men saw a pub called “Old Timers.” Underneath it said, “All drinks 10p.” Obviously they thought it was a scam but having plenty of time on their hands they went in. The bartender called out, “What’ll it be … Continue reading →

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