“Do you really talk ?” asked the prospective purchaser
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he says, “Tell me your story.”
The Labrador said, “I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined MI6. In no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with world leaders. Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping, I was their most valuable spy for eight years.”
The prospective purchaser was amazed and asked the owner how much he wanted for the Labrador.
“£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why are you selling him so cheaply?”
“Because he’s a lying bastard. He’s never been out of the garden.”