Talking Labrador~ For Sale cheap

“Do you really talk ?” asked the prospective purchaser

“Yes.”

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he says, “Tell me your story.”

The Labrador said, “I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined MI6. In no time they had me jetting from country to country sitting in rooms with world leaders. Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping, I was their most valuable spy for eight years.”

The prospective purchaser was amazed and asked the owner how much he wanted for the Labrador.

“Ten pounds.”

“£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why are you selling him so cheaply?”

“Because he’s a lying bastard. He’s never been out of the garden.”


Chris R.

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