Tag Archives: humorous paradox

A labrador goes shopping

Posted on February 18, 2026 by odeboyz

Rex, the labrador, walked into the butchers carrying a £10 and a note, which read, “5 lamb chops, please.”Jim the butcher served Rex with the chops and followed him. Rex waited for the green light at the crossing. Then he … Continue reading →

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Victims of Trip Advisor strike back

Posted on February 7, 2026 by odeboyz
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A Pam Ayres quip

Posted on February 4, 2026 by odeboyz

‘I was so lucky to find Mr Right – I just hadn’t known that his first name was Always’

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Positive parenting

Posted on December 13, 2025 by odeboyz
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A religious reason for not doing housework

Posted on December 10, 2025 by odeboyz
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Bugger: It wasn’t grim up North

Posted on November 15, 2025 by odeboyz
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A Lee Evans joke

Posted on November 12, 2025 by odeboyz

I love kebabs, they give you all that meat, that saturated fat, and they give you that little bit of salad. What’s that, the healthy section? Never see a drunk do that, do you? “Where’s me salad! What you trying … Continue reading →

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Creative Thinking

Posted on November 8, 2025 by odeboyz
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A cosy night in

Posted on November 5, 2025 by odeboyz

Jim and Sarah were watching TV when he got up and left the room. After a couple of minutes, he came back in wearing a coat, hat and scarf. “Are you going out Jim?” “No. I’ve turned the heating off.”

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Why Sherlock Holmes wasn’t Scottish

Posted on October 25, 2025 by odeboyz

“Police have arrested a 75-year-old man in connection with the death of 65-year-old dog walker who was shot dead on a countryside track….. Police Scotland had initially believed that Low’s death was non-suspicious and medically related, but a medical examination … Continue reading →

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