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The USA a very litigious society

Posted on April 18, 2019 by odeboyz

Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go to the back of the Winnebago … Continue reading →

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Canadian Law and Order

Posted on April 15, 2019 by odeboyz

Canada’s justice minister was reading his Bible when he came across a verse in Leviticus. It really struck a note with him. It was Leviticus 20:13, which as everybody knows says, “If a man lies with another man they should … Continue reading →

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An honest judge

Posted on April 8, 2019 by odeboyz

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I’ve been bribed by both of you.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.” The … Continue reading →

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An African Lumberjack

Posted on February 18, 2019 by odeboyz

An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe. “Take a couple swings at that tree over there,” the foreman said. The … Continue reading →

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Three Fishermen meet a mermaid

Posted on February 11, 2019 by odeboyz

Three fishermen came upon a mermaid She offered them one wish each. The first fisherman asked her to: “Double my IQ,” which the mermaid did immediately. To his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare fluently. The second fisherman was very impressed. … Continue reading →

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Logical shopping

Posted on December 20, 2018 by odeboyz

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six. A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife … Continue reading →

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Stealing the honest way

Posted on December 17, 2018 by odeboyz

An Englishman stole three buns from a bakery and said to his friend, “That took skill and guile. The owner doesn’t know a thing about it.” His Irish friend said, “That’s simple thievery. I’ll do the same but honestly and … Continue reading →

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The Good Fairy and an Ungracious Husband

Posted on November 26, 2018 by odeboyz

A married couple in their 60s were visited by the good fairy who granted them a wish each. Wife: “I want to travel round the world with my darling husband.” And two tickets magically appear in her hand. Husband: “Sorry … Continue reading →

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The widow and the gay ranch hand

Posted on October 4, 2018 by odeboyz

A successful rancher died leaving everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and so she placed an ad for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. … Continue reading →

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Burial at sea

Posted on September 11, 2018 by odeboyz

Three sailors agreed that they would be buried at sea and whoever was left would officiate. Sure enough Salty died and his two friends arranged to meet the following week-end to bury him. They rowed out about fifty yards and … Continue reading →

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