A married couple in their 60s were visited by the good fairy who granted them a wish each.
Wife: “I want to travel round the world with my darling husband.” And two tickets magically appear in her hand.
Husband: “Sorry but I’m going to have to be selfish. My wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
Magically he became 92.
Moral: Ungracious husbands should remember that fairies are female.