Three fishermen came upon a mermaid She offered them one wish each.
The first fisherman asked her to: “Double my IQ,” which the mermaid did immediately. To his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare fluently.
The second fisherman was very impressed. He asked her to, “Triple my IQ,” and sure enough the mermaid did it. Amazingly he started doing math problems he didn’t know existed.
The third fisherman wasn’t to be outdone so he asked the mermaid to quadruple his IQ. Rather reluctantly the mermaid asked, “Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!”
The fisherman replied, “Yes,” so the mermaid turned him into a woman…