Open Door Immigration, Yellowknife, Canada*

So you want to move to Yellowknife? Okay, we’ll come pick you up. It doesn’t matter where you are in the world; we’re gonna come pick you up at no cost to you. But we’re going to bring you here in January. All you immigrants will be so excited, thinking we landed at night. Nope, it’s two in the afternoon.

* Yellowknife is 400 km south of the Arctic Circle

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