Tag Archives: Black humour

A Conservative economic triumph: a new Food Bank

Posted on June 10, 2022 by odeboyz

Source https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/11/kent-dartford-tory-council-leader-tucks-into-buffet-at-food-bank-16627415/

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Lady Chatterley’s maid demands a raise

Posted on June 9, 2022 by odeboyz

Maid: “I’d like a raise.” Lady Chatterley: “Why do you deserve a raise? Maid: “Two reasons. I’m a better cook than you.” Lady Chatterley: “Who told you?” Maid: “Your husband. And I’m better in bed than you are as well.” … Continue reading →

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Energy Conservation in Hell

Posted on June 2, 2022 by odeboyz
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Evangelicals from the church of Dionysus

Posted on May 26, 2022 by odeboyz
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A Gangsters Son

Posted on May 23, 2022 by odeboyz

Dad: How did the exam go son? Son: You’re gonna be proud of me. Dad: Why? Son: They questioned me but I just said, ‘No comment’.

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The Sports Mechanic

Posted on May 19, 2022 by odeboyz

Three middle-aged women were bragging about their sons. Sarah said “My son William studied Architecture at Cambridge. He makes £70,000 a year and has been promised a partnership.” Her friend, Anthea, smirked, “Charlie read Law at Oxford and he’s only … Continue reading →

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Fighting Boredom

Posted on May 5, 2022 by odeboyz
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A Sensitive Australian Gambler

Posted on May 2, 2022 by odeboyz

As the ambulance took Shane’s body away, Rick said, “Someone should go andtell his wife.” Jeff volunteered, “I’m pretty good at sensitive stuff. I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he came back carrying a case of Fosters. Rick was amazed … Continue reading →

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An accountant is robbed twice

Posted on April 25, 2022 by odeboyz

Two accountants, Fred and Jim, were in their bank when armed robbers burst in and robbed the tellers. Then they lined customers against a wall and started taking wallets and valuables. Fred jammed a note into Jim’s pocket who whispered, … Continue reading →

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A Skydiving Instructor

Posted on April 7, 2022 by odeboyz

Alan, the skydiving instructor, always took time answering stupid first-timer questions. Joe, who was quietly terrified, asked, “If my chute doesn’t open, and neither does my spare, how long do I have until I hit the ground?” He carefully looked … Continue reading →

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