Tag Archives: accountants humour

An accountant is robbed twice

Posted on April 25, 2022 by odeboyz

Two accountants, Fred and Jim, were in their bank when armed robbers burst in and robbed the tellers. Then they lined customers against a wall and started taking wallets and valuables. Fred jammed a note into Jim’s pocket who whispered, … Continue reading →

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Accountancy Ethics

Posted on October 21, 2021 by odeboyz

An accountancy student asked his boss to explain ethics in accountancy. After thinking for a while he related the following: “Mr Jones, a client, came in last week and paid me his bill. His bill was £1,000 and he paid … Continue reading →

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Good Advice From A Doctor

Posted on May 27, 2021 by odeboyz

Doctor: I’m sorry. I have bad news. You’re likely to die in the next six months. Amanda: Isn’t there anything that can be done? Doctor: Do you know an unmarried accountant? Amanda: Yes. Why? Doctor: Well if you marry him … Continue reading →

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A wannabe accountant disappoints

Posted on April 26, 2021 by odeboyz
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Animal rights activists are thrilled

Posted on October 8, 2019 by odeboyz

At a convention of biological scientists, a researcher remarked, “Did you know that in our lab we’ve switched from rats to accountants for our experiments?” “Really? Why the switch?” “Well, for three reasons. First we found that accountants are more … Continue reading →

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Small pleasures

Posted on March 21, 2019 by odeboyz

A receptionist at an accountants office got a call. She was asked by the caller to put him through to Mr. Dewey. “I’m sorry, sir,” the receptionist said, “Mr. Dewey passed away yesterday.” “Oh. I’m sorry about that. Goodbye.” But … Continue reading →

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