A Skydiving Instructor

Alan, the skydiving instructor, always took time answering stupid first-timer questions.

Joe, who was quietly terrified, asked, “If my chute doesn’t open, and neither does my spare, how long do I have until I hit the ground?”

He carefully looked at him and in a perfectly deadpan voice said,

“The rest of your life.”

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