RAF Trainee Paratroopers

As the new recruits were shown round the garrison they were taken to the parachute store room. They met the sergeant responsible for safety. After demonstrating how parachutes are packed he asked if there were any questions.

Fred asked if parachutes ever failed to open. The sergeant smiled grimly, “Yes. It happens.”

“What then?”

“The paratrooper brings it back for a replacement.”

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An ephemeral world?

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War Studies: Britain’s ‘White Feather’ Campaign 1914-16

The declaration of war in August 1914 was popular because everyone knew Britain was unbeatable. They’d been fed a century of triumphs in colonial wars. Even the disastrous Charge of the Light Brigade, 1854,was seen as a success….(a bit like Dunkirk).

Passionate support meant conscription was unnecessary. Enthusiasm was turbo-charged by thinking the war would last a few months. ‘Hurry-up and be a hero’ before it was all over.

After five months the war had become brutal attrition. This surprised everyone, especially generals who had planned a war of mobility. Soldiers became ‘cannon fodder’ and enthusiastic volunteering petered out.

The White Feather Campaign1 used social pressure on men who hadn’t volunteered. It was a shaming technique. Women handed out white feathers to men signaling they were cowards. The only evidence the women had was that men weren’t in uniform. Even underage boys and soldiers on leave got feathers.

It was driven by hysteria. Many women were bereaved and embittered. The campaign failed and conscription began in 1916 forcing men into the army. This was enforced with prison for those refusing to join-up. Additionally, immense pressure was exerted on their families to conform, where whole families were described as ‘rotten’.

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Barry Cryer’s cockerel joke

Jim was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. He went to the farmhouse to explain what happened
Brenda opened the door and Jim said: “I’ve killed your cockerel and I’d like to replace him.”
She smiled and said: “Please yourself, the hens are round the back.”

(this joke has been slightly modified)

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The sublime Oscar Wilde

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Britain’s Old Age Pension: From altruism to bribery

The Old Age Pension Act (OAP), 1908, was an altruistic reward for good paupers. It was intended to give dignity to their final years but it wasn’t an entitlement. There were eligibility rules to be met before receiving the OAP. The age eligibility was set at 70 years old when life expectancy was about 50.1 The OAP has transitioned into bribery. Successive governments have endorsed the Triple Lock, 2012, which escalates regardless of the economic situation of the country. OAPs are bribed because they are the only reliable group of voters left in Britain.

OAP as altruism

The 1908 OAP Act endorsed the concept of the deserving poor. Qualifying paupers were paupers because of circumstances not through moral failings.

…..for example, if they had avoided working when able, made themselves poor in order to qualify, had been imprisoned or convicted under the Inebriates Act.2

Failing any of these clauses debarred you from an OAP.

Women lived longer than men in 1908 and were the majority of pensioners. The OAP was set at a low level to placate parliamentary opposition.3 In 1908 workhouses were an ever-present in Britain and the less-eligibility4 criteria was ferociously enforced. Paupers entered workhouses to avoid starving to death. Lloyd-George pivoted the concept of pauperism to such an extent that parliament voted to provide an enhanced standard of living for the very old. This was political altruism. None of those receiving the 1908 OAP were voters and everybody who paid for it were voters. They were voting for the redistribution of wealth because it was the right thing to do.

Since 1908 the OAP has gone through many iterations and is now generous.

OAP as an electoral bribe

Politicians favour those who vote. Convincing voters of their undying love is very important. David Cameron audaciously harnessed the OAP vote. He guaranteed large and continuous increases in the OAP. He captured their vote with the Triple Lock. It was irresponsible, uncosted and reckless. This was entirely irrelevant to  him. He wanted to make sure he was in power, permanently.

The Triple Lock This guarantees that the state pension goes up each year in line with either inflation, wage increases or 2.5% – whichever is the highest.5 (my emphasis)

For OAPs, the ‘Triple Lock’ is a quasi-gold mine and a nightmare for governments. Every OAP budget increase isn’t negotiable. Alterations to increases are political suicide because it has ceased to be a benefit and is now an entitlement.

The OAP increased from £107.45 in 2012 to £227.10 in 2025. This is a 111.3% increase.6 General inflation was 45.1% in the same period,7 which underpins the notion that OAPs in Britain are privileged.8 If Child Benefit had increased in line with the OAP their 2025 figure would be £42.9 pw. Or, £16.85 pw more than the current figure. OAPs vote and are richly rewarded.

Conclusion

If you want the benefit system to work for you, make sure you build a visible political constituency.

Notes

1 How has life expectancy changed over time? – Office for National Statistics In 2025 this implies an OAP at 100 years old given that life expectancy is about 80.

2 Standard Note

3 The 1908 Old-Age Pension Act | Odeboyz’s Blog

4 Workhouses and the Poor from 1834 | Odeboyz’s Blog

5 What is the triple lock and how much is the state pension worth? – BBC News The Chancellor, George Osborne was, of course, aware of the recklessness of the Triple Lock but was trapped by the politics. See Unpicking the triple lock: Why George Osborne’s pensions promise is facing the chop | Money News | Sky News

Benefit rates 2012 – including biggest ever cash increase to the basic State Pension as it rises to £107.45 in 2012/13 – GOV.UK  see also  Benefit and pension rates 2025 to 2026 – GOV.UK

7 Inflation calculator | Bank of England

8 Child benefit in 2012 was £20.30. In 2025 it is £26.05 (for eldest child). This is an increase of 28.3% over 12 years and below general inflation. Is Child Benefit Going Up in 2025? | Weekly Rates Rise to £26.05 and £17.25 from April

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Why animal lovers hate vets

“…one of her family’s two pet rabbits couldn’t stand properly….The vet said that he thought she should stay in overnight, and it would cost £900, or we could take her home, and it would be £200…It didn’t feel like much of a choice….we kept her alive for another week, at a cost of more than £1200. I find it hard to understand how it could have cost that much.”

Meowch Rupert Neale The Guardian Saturday magazine p 19 6th April 2024

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Odeboyz welcomes President Trump to Britain

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Cooking for Slackers: When parents come to tea

Debris in the kitchen/living room must be removed. Not doing so is sub-optimal.

To business. Offering a cup of coffee1 is standard unless they’re hard-core and want tea. But you will spring a surprise. There will be wonderful plates of snacks, which reek of love and tenderness.

Zeitgeist Crackers

All over the country people are painting St. George crosses on roundabouts and hanging flags from lamp-posts. Join in. Show that you too are a patriot.

A zeitgeist cracker is a patriotic cracker. Cheap, quick, and impressive

Ingredients

A handful of raspberries

Cream cheese

Crackers

Technique

Mash the raspberries gently – maintaining the texture

Smear cream cheese onto the cracker…Not too thickly because that makes it messy to eat

Use a knife to draw a cross

Carefully follow the lines with your raspberry mix

Voila! A St George cracker

An over-achieving Slacker

This might be because you want to borrow (ha-ha) money or have a residual fear of them

Ingredients

A banana

A handful of blueberries

Crackers

Technique

Mash up the blueberries and banana keeping them firm enough to go on a cracker

Serve onto crackers

Outcome

Massive parental pride and delight in ‘how-you’ve-changed’ from the slob you once were.

Note 1 Cooking for Slackers: Barista Coffee | Odeboyz’s Blog

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A Trade Unionist has a Nightmare

Jim is reporting back to a mass meeting. “Brothers! I think you will want to approve the outcome, which was the result of many hours of gruelling discussions.”

First. The management have agreed an 8% pay rise with three months back pay.

(Wild cheering)

Second. The management have agreed that paternity pay will extend to ten weeks.

(Wild cheering from younger men, booing from some older men)

Third. And I think everyone will like this one.

( Shouts of “Get on with it.” “Stop being a tease”.)

If I can proceed I’ll take questions after I’ve completed my report.

Third. The management has agreed to reduce the working week to Wednesdays

(The meeting erupts with wild applause)

Thank you Brothers for your attention. Now. Could I take a show of hands indicating approval to the proposals.

(Wild cheering and men standing on tables waving their hands in the air)

Thank you Brothers. So that’s approved. Any questions?

Voice from the back. Is that every bloody Wednesday?

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