Category Archives: Humour

A Burglar meets Moses and Jesus

Posted on July 7, 2017 by odeboyz

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and a strange, disembodied voice came out of the dark “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight … Continue reading →

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A very curious funeral procession

Posted on June 30, 2017 by odeboyz

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by another one about 50 feet behind this was followed by … Continue reading →

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An Australian golfers priorities

Posted on June 19, 2017 by odeboyz

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Australian professional golfer were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Aussie fumed, ‘What’s with those blokes? We must have been waiting … Continue reading →

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An Irish painter by the name of Murphy was a gifted portrait artist

Posted on June 16, 2017 by odeboyz

Murphy’s fame grew rapidly and soon people from all over Ireland to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her … Continue reading →

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Peter Crouch: Stoke City superstar

Posted on June 13, 2017 by odeboyz

“…Peter Crouch is essentially a humorous player, a 6ft 7in (2 metres) centre forward made of elastic bands and old deckchair parts who resembles less a real-life Premier League all-star than a satirical cartoon of an English footballer produced by … Continue reading →

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A Compassionate Irishman

Posted on June 9, 2017 by odeboyz

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’ Paddy: ‘Outside number … Continue reading →

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Donald J Trump: The ego has landed

Posted on June 6, 2017 by odeboyz
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The Theresa May Dream Team 2017

Posted on June 2, 2017 by odeboyz

Del/Chris

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Theresa May: Money+Power=Irresistible

Posted on May 23, 2017 by odeboyz

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An Outraged Husband in the Wild West

Posted on May 19, 2017 by odeboyz

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his pistol and yelled, “I have a .45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.” A … Continue reading →

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