Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Paddy: ‘Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence …. and after a minute.
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’
More silence and another minute later.
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
This goes on for another few minutes until….
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
Paddy: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat. .. I couldn’t spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.‘