A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an
Australian professional golfer were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, ‘What’s with those blokes? We must have been waiting
for fifteen minutes!’ The Indian doctor chimed in, ‘I’ve never seen such poor golf!’ The Chinese businessman called out ‘Move it, time is money’
The Catholic priest said, ‘Here comes George the green keeper. Let’s
have a word with him.’
‘Hello, George,’ said the Catholic priest. ‘What’s wrong with the group
ahead of us?
George the green keeper replied, ‘Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free any time.’
The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic priest said, ‘That’s
so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.’ The Indian doctor said, ‘Good idea. I’m going to see if there’s anything I can do for them.’ The Chinese businessman added, ‘I’ll donate £50,000 to the fire-fighters charity in honour of their bravery.’
The Aussie said, ‘Why the fuck can’t they play at night?’