Category Archives: Humour

Two London Conveyancing Lawyers: a joke

Posted on March 21, 2017 by odeboyz

Joseph Why did you stamp on that snail Frederick? Frederick He’s been following me all morning. Chris

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A Spanish Wage-Slave

Posted on March 10, 2017 by odeboyz

“Carlos Recio was appointed Head of Archives in March 2006,” a Council spokesperson told reporters in Valencia, “to work as the chief bibliographer. However, a recent investigation confirms that he has never shown up for work since that date, never … Continue reading →

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Designer Adoption

Posted on March 3, 2017 by odeboyz

  A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency. The Social workers raise doubts about the living conditions in a circus, but the couple produce photos of their 50-foot luxury motor home, which is … Continue reading →

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Jewish Poker Club

Posted on February 28, 2017 by odeboyz

Six retired Jewish friends were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer lost $500 on a single hand. He clutched his chest and dropped dead. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued. But they played standing … Continue reading →

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Monty Python on Chartered Accountants

Posted on February 21, 2017 by odeboyz

‘Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company, and irrepressibly drab and awful, and whereas in most professions, these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered … Continue reading →

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Putin regrets putting Trump into the White House

Posted on February 17, 2017 by odeboyz

“When you choose a puppet, you’re looking for a sweet spot,” one source close to Putin said. “You want to choose someone who’s dumb enough to be manipulated, but not so dumb that he can’t find the light switches.” http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/putin-starting-to-wonder-if-his-puppets-are-smart-enough-to-pull-this-off?mbid=nl_021417 … Continue reading →

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A Victoria Wood Joke

Posted on February 7, 2017 by odeboyz

Everything was wonderful until some little bastard at school told my son that chips were vegetables. Chris

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Shoplifting: a joke

Posted on February 3, 2017 by odeboyz

A woman appeared in court accused of shoplifting. The judge asked why she’d stolen stolen a can of peaches from the store. “I was hungry and hadn’t any cash.” The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. “Nine.” … Continue reading →

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The Frasier Show Remembered

Posted on January 31, 2017 by odeboyz

  Frasier Crane: Now where was I? Niles Crane: You were last seen climbing Mount Ego. Chris  

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Trump Praises San Bernardino Couple

Posted on January 24, 2017 by odeboyz

Donald Trump has praised the San Bernardino couple, Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malaki, for integrating fully into American society. “When I hear how a Muslim couple carried out a mass shooting with the enormous cache of weapons and ammunition … Continue reading →

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