Shoplifting: a joke

A woman appeared in court accused of shoplifting. The judge asked why she’d stolen stolen a can of peaches from the store.

“I was hungry and hadn’t any cash.”

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

“Nine.”

“Well, ma’am I’m going to give you nine days in jail — a day for each peach.”


Just then her long-suffering husband asked if he could speak.

“Yes sir, what do you have to add?”

“She also stole a can  of peas.”

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