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Shoplifting: a joke

A woman appeared in court accused of shoplifting. The judge asked why she’d stolen stolen a can of peaches from the store. “I was hungry and hadn’t any cash.” The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. “Nine.” … Continue reading

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The Maggie Thatcher Quartet

Thatcher: 1 So, off you popped then Milk snatcher, Union basher, Good job God forgives (Eric) Thatcher: 2 At last, elated Deserved- cremated May she suffer for herĀ  past!!! (Mike) Thatcher: 3 Those who knew her best Brought her political … Continue reading

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