Trump Praises San Bernardino Couple

Donald Trump has praised the San Bernardino couple, Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malaki, for integrating fully into American society.

“When I hear how a Muslim couple carried out a mass shooting with the enormous cache of weapons and ammunition they stashed in their home, it fills me with pride that at last some Muslims are properly living the American dream.” The Republican candidate told cheering idiots at a gun club in Massacre, Indiana.

“Whereas other Muslims are preaching peace, love and tolerance, Syed and Tashfeen were buying as many handguns and semi-automatic weapons as they could get their hands on.”

Donald Trump pledged that once he was president, only Muslims who swore allegiance both to the flag and Smith and Wesson would be allowed to settle in America.

Private Eye 11th December 2015


This entry was posted in Humour, Politics and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.