Category Archives: Humour

Drunk Driving: Australian style

A police patrol car parked outside a pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man leave the pub so intoxicated that he could scarcely walk. The man stumbled as he went to his car. Five cars left the … Continue reading

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Organic Food Eaters

“Most people don’t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.” Chris Rock

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A Burglar meets Moses and Jesus

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and a strange, disembodied voice came out of the dark “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight … Continue reading

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A very curious funeral procession

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by another one about 50 feet behind this was followed by … Continue reading

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An Australian golfers priorities

A Catholic priest, an Indian doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Australian professional golfer were waiting for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Aussie fumed, ‘What’s with those blokes? We must have been waiting … Continue reading

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An Irish painter by the name of Murphy was a gifted portrait artist

Murphy’s fame grew rapidly and soon people from all over Ireland to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her … Continue reading

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Peter Crouch: Stoke City superstar

“…Peter Crouch is essentially a humorous player, a 6ft 7in (2 metres) centre forward made of elastic bands and old deckchair parts who resembles less a real-life Premier League all-star than a satirical cartoon of an English footballer produced by … Continue reading

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A Compassionate Irishman

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and I tink both his legs are broken.’ Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’ Paddy: ‘Outside number … Continue reading

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Donald J Trump: The ego has landed

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The Theresa May Dream Team 2017

Del/Chris

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