Category Archives: Humour

It’s Hell in Heaven

Posted on September 12, 2017 by odeboyz

Peggy

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How divorces happen

Posted on September 8, 2017 by odeboyz

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long … Continue reading →

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Book Review: P G Wodehouse~ Right Ho, Jeeves

Posted on September 5, 2017 by odeboyz

Wodehouse writes silly, frothy inconsequential books of no particular merit except for one detail: they’re utterly brilliant. Readers have to park their brains in a locker and wallow in the glorious writing. Wodehouse writes books where the first and second … Continue reading →

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Himalayan Health Centre

Posted on September 1, 2017 by odeboyz

Ray H.

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David Davis on Brexit

Posted on August 29, 2017 by odeboyz

“Do you want to believe the evidence of your own eyes, or do you want to believe me?” Groucho Marx

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A pre-natal class

Posted on August 25, 2017 by odeboyz

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. “Gentlemen remember you’re in this together. It wont hurt you to go walking with your wife. In fact the shared experience is good for both of you.” The room suddenly … Continue reading →

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The lottery winner and his wife

Posted on August 11, 2017 by odeboyz

Jack returned from a journey after trying to empty the train bar. He was greeted by his obviously unhappy wife as he staggered and weaved off the train She immediately laid into him about his drunkenness. He tells her he’s … Continue reading →

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Book Review: The Carl Hiaasen Omnibus~ Tourist Season, Double Whammy, Skin Tight

Posted on August 8, 2017 by odeboyz

This omnibus edition hits our value for money target and, even better, they are an excellent read. Hiaasen satirises Florida: this is basically impossible as Florida is self-satirising. Hiaasen’s targets are politicans, developers, criminals, businessmen, tourists and the annual influx … Continue reading →

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A robot bartender chats to customers

Posted on August 4, 2017 by odeboyz

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks, “What’s your IQ?” “168” comes the smirking reply. They then chat about physics, space exploration, and medical technology. After the guy leaves he … Continue reading →

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A safety briefing by a budget airline

Posted on July 28, 2017 by odeboyz

“We crash, we die,” said the pilot. “That gets the safety briefing out of the way.” Stephen Leather Hot Blood

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