Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
One evening after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she spoke…
“Honey I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”
Tom got a horrified look on his face.
“Darling”, she said, “what’s wrong?”
He replied, “For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screamed. “You never told me you were married before.”
Tom answered: “I wasn’t.”