Category Archives: Humour

Book Review: John O’Farrell ~ There’s only two David Beckhams

Posted on July 17, 2018 by odeboyz

A wonderful satire on football is exactly what’s needed in a post-World Cup period and this is that book. O’Farrell has made the wildly improbable plausible- including a Raheem Sterling goal. The book begins with Tony Blair elected as a … Continue reading →

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A conversation between my parents

Posted on July 12, 2018 by odeboyz

Mum: I’ve been bitten by a mosquito! Dad: I’ll bet it’s regretting it. Chris

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A good fairy grants two wishes

Posted on July 6, 2018 by odeboyz

Fred: I know you usually only grant one wish but could you make an exception for me? Good Fairy: Yes. I’ll grant you two wishes. Fred: He was overjoyed and immediately asked for the best drink and the best woman … Continue reading →

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How to have a really good weekend

Posted on June 28, 2018 by odeboyz

An elderly man with his trophy girlfriend walked into a jewellers and asked to see engagement rings. The jeweller showed him rings priced at about £4,000. He was astonished when the man turned up his nose and asked to see … Continue reading →

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Essex Police: the Keystone Cops?

Posted on June 22, 2018 by odeboyz

“Officers originally thought Palmer had died of natural causes because of keyhole surgery to his chest, but it later emerged he had been shot six times at close range. An inquest in 2016 heard there were failings on the part … Continue reading →

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A blatant insurance salesman

Posted on June 22, 2018 by odeboyz

Salesman: This policy is called the Peace of Mind Policy and it’s perfect for you. Customer: Why? Salesman: Well the exclusions are printed in light blue on a green background and I don’t think that you’re the sort of person … Continue reading →

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A Statue meets the good fairy

Posted on June 15, 2018 by odeboyz

Good fairy: “I’ll give you one wish.” Statue: “I’d like to stretch my legs, runabout, shout and scream.” Good fairy: “Your wish is my command.” And the statue immediately starts running around. Then he ran into the bushes and the … Continue reading →

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Irony

Posted on June 12, 2018 by odeboyz
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Logic hard at work

Posted on June 8, 2018 by odeboyz

Chris

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Borrowing a bus at 2 a.m.

Posted on June 8, 2018 by odeboyz

Two drunks walk into an unguarded bus depot at 2 a.m. to borrow a bus to get home. Jim: Let’s have this one. Fred: That’s a 265. It doesn’t go anywhere near our street.

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